The Snake Adventures

Thank you for coming into my new blog. A little about me: I'm an average Singaporean guy in his early 30s who enjoys penning his experiences of more than just Vanilla times in bed. This blog entails my real life erotic adventure I have encountered thus far. Do follow and subscribe to me with a new post every week. Things to look out for would be my Sensual adventures together with the latest happenings on the go-to place for food and a great Sexcation right here in the Little Red Dot

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Project: Chrissy, Part I

Backstory:

Chrissy is a lust approved hot pie that many would love to unfold in their wildest fantasy being a slutty schoolgirl or a tied-up toy to unwind in bed. But she is the type of lady our girlfriends and wife will always warn us about. Guys being guys, can’t fathom the type of dope she would be. Let us indulge her further…

I always wondered what it would be like to spend a weekend with Chrissy with the all mindless fun in the bedroom. But it’s all a fantasy, although I was determined to make it happen.

I managed to convince her to go on a Bali trip for a modeling casting audition, while I acted to be her manager. Deep down I know it was wrong of me to cheat her on this fake audition, but I didn’t want to miss out on this experience.

The day finally came, we both met up at the airport to check in as I battle against my inner thoughts of this being all a ruse for my own selfish desires. After immigration, it dawned upon me that I must come clean with her sooner or late because I don’t want to be locked up in Bali prison or Changi Chalet. 

Took a tactical approach by doing a little shopping at the DFS area and started to prompt her in checking out the VS store. Because we both know how much she loves good lingerie, we started having a deeper conversation as my hands went on to have an ASSident.

She stopped and smirked a little, grabbing my wrist while whispering “not here”. As she placed my hands on the side of her thighs as we walked towards our gate. 

We boarded the plane and things set in as it will be a weekend to remember as we prepared for takeoff.

Chrissy: Hey, I don’t really like the tight air pressure feel during takeoff. *Lift the armrest*

TheSnake: Don’t worry, I got you as I grabbed on to her hands and the plane takes off.

At that moment it dawned upon me that I shouldn’t be cheating her on a fake audition. I grabbed her hands tighter. TheSnake: Hmm… Chrissy, there is something you need to know.

Chrissy: What’s up?

TheSnake: Well… You know what a guy would do to spend the weekend with you and this audition thing is really a fake. I know I’m an asshole to tell you this right now, but I wanted a clear conscious over the weekend and if you didn’t want to talk to me anymore. I understand.

Her face begun to fume with anger and hate as I started to explain. She lifted her hand as I tell myself “here comes the slap!”. Her finger started telling me to come closer as I did… she whispered into my ears.

Chrissy: No, audition ever told me to pack my lingerie along with my bondage kit. What happens during this trip all depends on how you treat me.

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PS: She has a special surprise for us if her iG reaches 1k followers =)

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To help her undress and her pussy eaten.

Her goal is $500, I donated $100.

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We are at 350/500. At 500 she promised a full strip video and play. Pm me for more info.

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To help her undress and her pussy eaten.

Her goal is $500, I donated $100.

If you wish to help her with donations, message me for details.

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Bootyful Joyce.

This happened a few years back..

I was invited to a friend's birthday chalet, initially had my +1 but we broke up so just happened to be there alone.

As we laughed and played, at the corner of my eyes something was amiss.

A pretty lady was sitting at a corner not mingling around with the rest.

Me: Hey, Miss All Alone :)

Joyce: HAHA! Thanks you made me feel all better after my boyfriend ditched me when I got here.

Thinking to myself, dam she is hot and got a boyfriend? Well, I guess we can just be friends.

At the end invited her over to have some drinks to chill out with the rest.

All I could think of that time was how great of a body she had especially those butt cheeks popping out from her booty shorts.

We exchanged numbers before she left, never to hear from her for a while.

Suddenly, a few weeks later...

A message popped up.

In Text~

Joyce: Hey... Remember me?

Me: no no I don't want to buy insurance!

Joyce: Walao! say till like that...

Me: Hahaha... Kidding what's up?

Joyce: uhmm nothing much..just got off from a dreadful day at work and just wanna get high!

Me: Haha it's Friday ma bo bian.. get high? Yeah you pretty much end up in hospital after that lol.. (She was one of the rare few who is allergic to alcohol)

Joyce: No la.. my colleague was telling me smoking cigs can make you high as well le but I don't want to start smoking at my workplace and let them know about it. Just want to try once...

Me:  hehe, would offer you but later your boyfriend would kill me hahaha!

Joyce: Aiya his also not in town, went on a holiday with his friends. So you nothing to do tonight right?

(WOW A HINT)

Me: alright we can try if you want to, where should we meet?

So she picked the place and time, which was pretty perfect to have a nice quiet night to chill out~

Reached there, yet being a typical Singaporean she was late.

In text~

Me: Wei, you fly airplane?

Joyce: sorry! missed the earlier bus

Me: so the bus fault? you owe me 1 being late ;P

Joyce: .. bish!

Me: Take that as a yes!

10minutes passed and the lady with all the right curves appeared.

As she appeared in her cyan floral dress, I couldn't help but wonder what job allowed her to wear that to work.

Just happened to be thinking out loud...

Me: Wow! what job lets you wear that eh?

Joyce: Walao.. my work clothing so fugly, later you say I bo style...

Me: No wonder! we got a late ass here but is the dress to impress me?

Joyce: *Slaps my arm* Tck..

We went over to a shop and grabbed some drinks before settling down on a bench near the park.

Time to test the water decided to sit right beside her with a little gap in-between, turns out to have no reaction from her..

Me: so what really made you wanna try smoking?

Joyce: Just cheap thrills to get high.. hehe..

Me: *Roll eyes* lol ok ok (Handing her a cig)

Joyce: Yes, master!

She tries the beginner method of just lighting the cig with no suction involved *FAILED*. The cig didn't burn through properly and told her to suck the cig while she lighted. As they say newbie smoker syndrome, she took a big puff while lighting and ended up choking herself. Patted her down to get rid of the cough, my hands were still on her back even after she calmed down. Guessing that would be a sign of comfort, decided to leave my hands there as we smoked and chatted. Before things took a turn.

Joyce: eh how come the first time I sucked the air I choked?

Me: you suck so hard like giving a bj, of course, will choke la.. got to puff with lesser strength..

Joyce: wa lao! si tiko *pushes me away*

Luckily I was quick enough to grab on to her shoulder to be right beside her with no gap in between..

Me: who told you to flaunt your bedroom skills?

*Clock Strikes Midnight* at the golden hour with just a glimpse of her alluring blushes the park lamp goes off.

That moment I can feel her heart pounding extremely hard..and she softly said she has to leave at 1am.

Me: wow is this the kind of topic lets your heart race?

Joyce: ermm... a little la.. aiyo who don't?

The chance sets in, as I told her my view of her when I first met her and wanting to solve to Mystery between 36C or 36D.

With my arms still around her shoulder, took the chance and softly pressed on side boob and thinking to myself "oh did I just fuck things up" unexpectedly it was a good fuck up as she leaned more towards me and gently said, "don't la walao".

Me: Solving the mystery ma..and wow they are really soft bouncy Ds (As I carried on to press further)

she softly obliged as I placed my other hands on the lonely boob that was not inspected.

Both getting comfortable, I decided to slip 1 hand in as she softly moaned to the gentle touches and hugged me tighter..a sprung of Vega Boyz came into my mind "BOOM! BOOM! Boom! come lets spend the night together, together in my room BOOM! BOOM! Boom!"

All those thoughts were almost fantasies as she suddenly got up..

Joyce: We shouldn't be doing this! *Turning away from me*

Quickly got up and gave her a back hug whispering~

"I'm sorry.. but I can't explain why just the presence of you beside me, give me thirst to get even closer with you"

Just as I felt I saved the day, The Snake decided to rise up all the way making the bulge even harder as it rubs agains her delicate butt.. yet she continues to remain having her butt nudged on TheSnake.

Me: your heart is racing harder even now, I guess it's also curiously wanting the same outcome as me.

As I slowly moved her back on the bench, with sitting on my lap. We made out for a while, before I slipped my hands under and the other keeping at her neck to synchronize the heart beats..

Gentle strokes on her already flooded panty, drawn a more louder moan as I slipped away one of her dress straps. I lean in to pleasure her further as she stroked away TheSnake.

Me: TheSnake would love to make friends with your lips..

Joyce: cannot la public!

Me: My place is empty, I'll send you back later lah..

she nodded and whispered only oral okay..

We went over to my place, as the door closed we started making out like long lost lovers while moving towards the couch.

Undressing each other in the midst, as I hovered my lips down to the honey hole she started moaned softly..

As it went on we magically got into the magical 69 and feasted...

In the midst, I can sense the her moans were getting higher and longer. After awhile, I felt I was hearing her thoughts in my head "fuck me" and there it was again but louder.

As the sweet nectar flowed.. I continued slurping down while thrusting my tongue in ignoring her request.

Soon we got back again to making out with the nectar realm inches away from TheSnake she gently whispered the same words, with my reply "Beg Me~".

She repeated.. "Fuck! me Please!~"*smirk*

Now when a lady says her please, it would be hard to deny the request.

Hours flew in a matter of seconds.. the fun comes to an end with a shower ending.

We headed out and sent her back to her place, bidding goodbye to our moment.

The End.

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The Other Side. Part II

He grabbed both her hands together and said “NO Touching.’ Confused as she was she stayed quiet and continued to grind him. He finally uncovered her eyes and she was in a shock....

With ships on the water and metal poles running up high through her eyes as the wind smashes against her face. It was one of the breath taking views she missed laying eyes upon. As she grinds the moment away.

He goes “remember...” as her grinds get more subtle, hand prints begun forming around her butt cheeks. Her skin stings from the print, yet she enjoys every touch. He roughly places both her arms behind her back while his hard crotch pressed between her cheeks, “ahhhh~” she unknowingly lets off a soft moan. “Heh!” as he bounds both arms in knots.

He grabs her throat from the back and says “Get ready.”, her eyes looking all confused. The blinds met her eyes once again. He continues imprinting his palms on to her butt cheeks.

He grabbed a chair and sat beside her while pulling her on to his lap. The sting on her butt came at full force as she bit her lips to handle the sting. He tells her “You’re in safe hands now” as he gently strokes a feather across her neck. They started talking more intimately, as time went on. The thoughts of this conversation might be the end of her experience.

She asked “is this going to end?” she realized she has yet to ask for his name. Running his hands across her hair, he grabs it! Call me Snake. 

Snip!

Snip!

Wind starts rubbing more deeper against her nipples and started shaking in thrill more as she realizes her straps were cut off exposing her top to him. Nobody did that to her ever before and this time she was genuinely scared with various thoughts going through her mind. She leaned her head on his shoulders softly saying “fuck me hard, but don’t hurt me”.

He grabbed her chin with both cheeks pressed “you’re safe”. She shifted from his lap to sit down on his crotch. With her hands tied between her back she started to unbuckle his belt and pants. With her hands half way through his pants, she slowly slid down to the ground. Getting on to her knees, she started to please him gently with her tongue running across the crotch and feeling the warmth of the dick. “That’s not so big” as she begun kissing the dick more and placed it fully into her mouth.Tears started dripping through her eyes as things didn’t go her way. The dick was merely asleep before entering the mouth and she started choking on it.

She got engrossed on slurping his dick as he played with her nipples while squeezing her breast tightly.

After 10 mins, her face stood up and smiled while saying “I’m ready to be fucked”.

To be continued.

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Short Story: Office Shenanigans

(This story is dedicated to @erinlinympho, someone whom I have come to call a friend over the years. This may be cheating, given my wealth of experience writing erotica. I hope you enjoy my story!)

Original request at: https://erinlinympho.tumblr.com/post/172861853724/ive-got-a-fantasy-im-eager-to-scratch

“… and here are the accounts that I have passed for this month, for your approval.” I handed her a stack of entries passed during the month, smiling nervously as my boss took it over lazily, and without even so much as glancing at it, she signed it and tossed the documents back at me.

I stared at her face, a sculpted and well-defined jawline, dark red lipstick, matching with a low cut black romper that started between her breasts and ended above her knee. I could see the slight outline of her ample breasts, the bridge of her bra clearly visible to me. Would I look like this 5 to 10 years later?

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The Other Side.

It's pretty much about a lady who got dumped by a guy because he said she was boring in bed and looks ugly in bed. Initially she was pretty depressed and tried getting over it. 

Searching on google to see how she can improve her skills in bed and what not. One night she went into a chatroom asking guys what they love in bed and can they be pleased. She became engrossed in seeking answers and all of it feels a tad boring. A few months later with numerous unsuccessful dates to move on. She accidentally leaves her phone in a cab. A stranger finds it unlocked. He wanted to help the owner get her phone back and eventually started looking through her phone... 

She thanks him for returning the phone over dinner as they chit chat he brings out the topic of secret desires.. she asks if he had looked through her phone. He tells her that is not important and starts paying compliments to her body. He orders 3 shots of tequilas as he calls for the bill. The drinks arrive and he places 2 shots to her side. She was taken aback and asked why she had to drink 2. He reaches out from his bag and places a Eye Cover Mask beside the second shot and says "If you want to take a chance at something new this is it."

She takes a big gulp with the first shot and gets a lil hesitant.He whispers, you have a great body and asset so don't let 1 guy bring you down. With those comforting words she boldly puts on the blind fold and downs the 2nd tequila. "What now?" she asked...

He goes "shhhh..." as he takes her by the hand and walks for a few minute. Slowly guiding her, she suddenly trips and he catches her fall. They continue walking further and her heart starts pounding harder as she hear sounds of a lift.Her ears get blocked suddenly, not knowing what to expect. She hears a sliding door and the breeze starts hitting her face. He slowly runs down the back of his hands on the sides of her body as he whispers "you're in safe hands so keep your eyes closed."Her breathing started to return to normal and as he slightly squeezes her thighs and runs his hands up her tender body. He whispers "your tender sexy body is something real men desires" as he begun removing the eye cover while one hand still covering her eyes. He tells her softly "Each time you see this view, remember this moment. Remove my hands yourself in 5 seconds, you may leave. If not tell me what you desire most.". All flustered and her inner desires starts to give in. She started grinding him and rubbed her hands around his crotch. He grabbed both her hands together and said "NO Touching.' Confused as she was she stayed quiet and continued to grind him. He finally uncovered her eyes and she was in a shock.

That's all for part 1 :)

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This ass was a fcking tease. What would you do?

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She told her hubby about us.

He says he doesn't mind and would want us 3 to meet up next time...

What would you do?

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OFF LIMITS Series: Throbbing and Teases Part A

Hey guys this is the part 3A of my 4 part series "OFF LIMITS": Throbbing and Teases.

If you haven't read Part 2 click here.

The night with Xin beside me was great and the morning came.

We looked at each other in utter silence, for Xin she looked as though she made a mistake and couldn't bear the awkward meet up we may have with Jo along.

I pulled her over on the bed and whispered "Whatever happened last night and in future will be just between us. I want us to get along as we did in the past, nothing less of that. But if you want this to carry on, just close your eyes and turn to me".

I had to admit her mouth works were mind blowing and it was one of the best few I had all my life. So I'm not definitely letting her slide of.  Plus that ass jiggles each time you spank 'em.

To my delight she turned and I begun kissing her forehead to her lips and making my way to her neck, as I got in position to have a little bit more of morning fun. Grinding her thighs as she let off soft moans and finally opened the pathway to her honey pot.

We had another few rounds of fun, before washing up and going out for breakfast.

The Following week...

Saw both Jo and Xin at the cafe as usual. As we carried out our conversation Xin just kept quiet all the way. After awhile..

Jo: Xin, why so quiet?

Xin: Nothing.. just tried..

Jo: hor.. did "TheSnake" bully you after I left?

Just using an alias for my name :)

Me:wa you're the one who pang seh us.. now just blame me..

Xin: huh? no la just didn't get enough sleep.

We pretty much continued our conversation about sleeping habit somehow. After awhile longer 3 of us headed back to our office.

I pretty much noticed how Xin was having an awkward time so I sent her a text.

Me: Hey are you free this evening? I need some input for my new project.

Xin: yeah should be fine, jio Jo along?

Me: I think you'd be fine alone, if not later the boyf jealous u taking up her time too much heh!

Xin: okay okay see you at 630!

Me: okay!

As I clocked out of my office and headed over, Xin suggested to meet at the recreational room instead since its more laid back there.

Xin: So what do you need help with??

Me: hmm, actually just wanted to have a talk with you... about earlier, I know things are still a lil awkward between us and I wish we could find a way to make things right as I don't want to lose a good friend like you...

Xin: err.. actually you're right I didn't really know how to approach things this morning. But can I tell you something?

Me: Yeah of cos you can la..

Xin: you know how we're both single and sometimes I get really get sexuall frustrated from stress.

I went over beside her and placed my hands around her mouth..

Me: I know, to be honest I always get a boner when you walk up the stairs with those butt cheeks jiggling.

As I slowly slipped my hands into her panty and started rubbing her off. Xin stood up and dragged me out of the office. Smiling to myself as I felt blood rushing down my veins giving me a boner.

We ended up in the office shower and did the deed. After our session we both went to grab dinner together and started talking more.

Xin: Hey so initially who would you bang? Me or Jo?

Thinking there is no point keep things from her and felt it would help me bring myself closer to her as well..

Me: To be completely honest, I always wanted to taste Jo since forbidden fruits always taste sweeter.

Xin: wa you philosopher or something? Say things that sounds so chim.

Me: haha, no la just my honest answer. why you jealous?

Xin: At least I'm satisfied for now, unlike her..

Xin's face turned pale as though she said uttered words not meant for my ears.

Me: Unlike her? what's wrong with Jo?

Xin: No la nothing...

Me: wei I thought we were being honest here ma, I told you my secret. You should too and it will be  between just us 2.

Xin: You better not tell her I told you ok!

Xin: Well, her current boyfriend who she really loves a lot. He can't seem to satisfy her in bed..

Me: hmm.. erectile dysfunction?

Xin: no la he can erect just that his kind of short and vanilla.

I started getting more curious about Jo's sex life.

Me: That bad? Like 1cm?

Xin: eh the fuck I know lol, I go there measure?

Me: haha aiya I thought you gals always discuss in details ma..

Xin: Why you interested?

Me: You know where I stand on that la, but if you're open to helping her out I don't mind.

Xin: Actually, we treat each other like sisters and I want her to enjoy her sex life too.

Me: You say one ah.. let's work together on that.

We both continued talking about things under the sun and went back as usual.

Things went by as usual and it was Jo's birthday soon. Xin and I decided to throw her a surprise Birthday Clubbing night together with her boyfriend.

Jo's boyfriend was going to drive the 3 of us over since Xin would be bringing the cake along and we needed to distract her.

The car pulls over but seems odd as I only see a dazzling low cut short dressed Jo in the car and no sight of her boyfriend.

Me: Your boyfriend?

Jo: nah he got called back..

Me: Call back?

Jo: Army lo..

Me: ahh wasted!

I started to feel bad for her since it was suppose to be fun night for her birthday and sort.

Also luckily I wasn't driving since her sexy thighs were damm distracting and had a tough time controlling my hands...

We continued our conversation as I texted Xin letting her know the change of plans.

This is the end of Part B for Throbbing and Teases, it was a pretty long night. Stay tune for next week on what really went down!

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OFF LIMITS - The Friend Zoned Dinner.

Hey guys this is the part 2 of my 4 part series "OFF LIMITS": Friend Zoned Dinner.

If you haven't read Part 1 click here.

After all the interactions Jo, Xin and myself became pretty close friends.

Where we had dinner regularly and talked about anything under the sun.

At one point I could see Xin was really trying to get close with me, although my target was Jo.

But, potential booty call. I can't complain there.

Although Jo and I could share a cab her bf usually picks her up, so Xin and I usually spend more time together. Eventually 1 time we decided to play some 1 to 1 bluff dice game where the loser has to choose either Truth or Dare..

Some how luck wasn't really on my side this time and she asked what was my darkest secret that most may not know. I told her about yoni massage and she seemed rather interested as she kept asking me more questions regarding it.

Then came her turn, asking her about her darkest kink. She mentioned it was to be groped and touch in public by someone she knows but not in a relationship with.

We were sitting side by side in a dimmed corner, I was tipsy a lil and there goes my hand.

Me: Like this?

As  I placed my hands on her thighs

Xin: umm...a bit more intense ba..

We continued playing our game with my hands on her thighs..

After another round where she had to take a full shot, I started using my fingers to slowly roll up her dress. Feeling her soft silky thighs and rubbing my hands on them gently. Blood quickly rush through my veins giving me a hard on instantly. I decided to go for it by moving my fingers below the dress with only the dim light covering them.

we paused the game for awhile as we were listening to the live stage music.

I could feel the area near the honey hole getting more moist, thought that she was just perspiring...

As I slid my fingers through the door, more liquid started flowing in and she started getting wetter...

Me:  wow so serious uh?

Xin: It's been sometime, since I last..

Me: Want me to take care of it?

Xin I was expecting you to.

I pulled her closer and whispered "Be a good slut and take off your bra & panty before we leave"

She got up quickly and headed towards the washroom.

I quickly called for the bill cos I know what's up next :)

After settling the bill, we waited for our ride.

My fingers at that point really got too itchy and decided to poke her pussy as we wait..

The back of her dress started to have a big round patch from all juices that dripped from her pussy.

The ride came, decided to give her a break from the pokes. She grabbed my arm and hugged it with my hands right over her skirt. Guessing she wanted more..

I leaned forward and started talking with the driver... as my fingers slid in more, teasing the honey pot..

while conversing, I asked..

Me: hey so hows the camera? more safer for you now days?

Driver: err its okay la, usually just records the front. So you guys can just continue.. just don't dirty it.

At this point, I was pretty surprised he knew and he told me its pretty common around this timing..

Me: hahaha... ok thanks I guess..

I started fondling her breast more till its all perky, she was a tad shy since its in-front of a total stranger but liked it the fact she was being groped by someone she knows...

Xin: hey out of me and Jo who would you pick for a girlfriend?

Was totally off guard on that and I blurt out Jo's name.. What a dumb answer -_-

Me: cos I rather fulfill your kink of playing someone whose not in a r/s with you..

PHEW! HENG AH! I gave myself the Official "Save a Fuck" title.

As we made our way to the hotel lobby, I told her I didn't bring protection.

Xin: It's okay, I'm on birth Controls..just cum in

She gently smiled while mentioning cum in.

My eyes opened extra wide with the thought 'CREAM PIE! CREAM PIE! CREAM PIE!"

Then I came to a realization how slutty she must be in bed.

As we walked out of the life and head towards the room. I gave her a back hug and telling her from this point on till morning she is my cock slut.

I quickly used both my hands to pull out her dress shoulder knot exposing her silky back.

Xin: wei.. don't..

Me: you're my cock slut remember?

Xin: tck...

As I grabbed her hand and pulled her towards the room, she used the other hand to cover her boobs.

Stranger: WOW!

Xin quickly took the room card and dashed towards the room. By this time her dress came off as she didn't hold on to it properly.

Got so turned on seeing those butt cheeks wiggle as she ran.

As I walked into the room, she slammed the door shut!

Xin: What were you doing?!! Cannot Wait??

Me: You wanted public remember? Don't complain le..

Xin: HMPH!

she couldn't control but smiled when she heard those word..

Dam this wild chick..I pushed her towards the wall. Pinning her hands together on top of her head.

While the other hand grabbed on to her neck. From the get go we started to make out intensely right at the door step. She pulled off her hands and started fondling around my body.

What Happened next? I'm pretty sure you all know =)

This concludes the end of Part 2. Stay tuned next week for Part 3.

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OFF LIMITS - The Connection

The start of every journey would always be the toughest.

It took nearly a month to identify the perfect candidate who fits in the criteria:

Attached for at least a year

Aged 23 to 35

Working Class

The toughest part was to always look around her fingers to see if there is a ring around their fingers or any ring lines.

Finally, after some time I met, Josephine.

I saw her a few times having her morning coffee at the same spot for a couple of days, but didn't really managed to find a way to start a convo with her, plus I'm no hunk to sweep her off her feet or something. After a few mornings of back and forth to hatching up a plot, the cafe was PACKED!

But, as usual Josephine was just sitting at the same spot to have her morning coffee with an empty seat in front of her. Took my chance to ask if the seat was taken and as usual she was there alone so come brownie points for me.

Got my coffee and sat right in front of her. Still hesitant, I did not know how I should break a conversation with her. So begun the random questions in having a conversation.

Me: Hey, how come its so packed this morning?

Jo: Hmm, its usually packed on Fridays, you don't come here often?

(I'm going to call her Jo from here on)

Thinking to myself, fuck! I'm screwed...

Me: ohh.. oddly the vending machine at my building ran out of Coke..

Jo: Coke?! (Looking oddly confused)

Me: I'm a Coke-connoisseur..

As I laughed away my awful reasoning..

Jo: What's that?

Me: Well, you know how they have Wine Connoisseurs.. I'm the Coca Cola version. For example, if you see a can or a bottle of coke in Singapore they usually spell Classic or Klassic on the label. The one that starts with C is made in Msia for distribution to Singapore which taste more carbonated and less sweet, while the only spelt with a K is made in Indonesia which are less carbonated and more sweeter.

Jo: Oh wow, I didn't know there was a diff..

Me: haha.. there is more la but don't wanna bore you with Coca-Cola 101 early in the morning..

Jo: no la, it is kind of fascinating I'd say.

At this point I felt I made some connection there with our informal speech..

After talking a little bit more, I found out she pretty much fell into the criteria I set for myself. We both had to leave for our office after awhile. Didn't realize but we pretty much headed the same direction with her office building right beside mine and I waved at her bye neighbor.

With this event, I begun operation tap and go the following week Monday to Wednesday, where I would just walk-in to grab a coffee to go and say Hi to her shortly. For Thursday however, I decided to just walk past the cafe, while she stared outside. Pretending to be on the phone as I walked by, took a glance at her trying to wave at me, I ignored her and walked off.

For me this process I would say was to create an imprint impression to her.

At last it was Friday again and knowing the cafe would be packed as previous week, I went there early and grabbed a seat and waited. Jo came in after some time luckily she spotted me, but this time round she came with a baggage. Another colleague of hers came along this time round and joined us. Luckily they both pretty much looked alike in terms of stats and facial structure. Jo introduced her colleague Xin to me as they both sat down at the table.

Me: Hey are you 2 sisters?

Jo:  Isit cos we Chinese?

Me: ya la.. why cannot? hahaha.. nah it's cos both of you are facial structure are closely related to Yuan Chinese that's all..

Jo: Yuan Chinese??

At that time Xin looked puzzled as well..

Me: Are we going to start off with another Coke-Connoisseur morning?

Xin: Coke-Connoisseur?

Jo: He is Coca Cola Wikipedia lo.. so what's Yuan Chinese?

Me: Here we go I guess...

I explained to them pretty much China's dynasty history and migration patterns.

Jo: Oh shit, so I'm really not Chinese Chinese..

Xin: Where you find him one?

Me: See la first time meet your colleague I end up telling grandfather stories..

Jo: okay la still fascinating I guess...

Xin: okay la it's not a bad story..

We chatted awhile more before making our way back to our offices, this time Xin forward a handshake to me and said nice meeting you. Jo waved bye and they both walked up the stairs.

Couldn't help but stare at the ladies walking up the stairs as Jo's butt wiggled side to side and Xin's perky butt was popping in her dress.

My dick woke up suddenly.. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. Fuck My Life.

Thankfully I have a messenger bag to cover up, so I headed over to my office thinking and pondering on how I could ever break the acquaintances chain and get in the friend zone...

Weeks passed, going through the same cycle with Jo and sometimes Xin, finally hatched the perfect plan. After finding out what industry Jo was in, I started to seek her advice on certain areas to get more conversation flowing.

A few weeks passed where she would invite me over to her office to "help" me with some work related issues and Xin would be there from time to time.  I could sense the both of them soon getting more informal with me and that seems to be all the right signs :)

*beep* *beep* I get a text from Jo, asking for my plans for tonight and my thoughts ran wild "is it time already?"

WRONG!

Jo: Hey whats your plan for tonight?

Me: Nothing much probably go home to rest or go night cycling..

Jo: wa you can cycle?

Me: wa cannot meh? so what's up?

Jo: hmm nothing much  just wanting to check if you're free tonight to help me and Xin out on one of our proposal and its right in your field.

Me: Aiya you both helped me out so much, no prob! But you owe me BJ

Jo: BJ?!

Me: Ben & Jerry.. why?

Jo: ... ok ok

After clocking out, 3 of us headed to grab a light dinner and wait for their office to clear out...

As we ate and had a good chat, Jo's phone rang and the smile on her face faded soon after.

She told us her mom had a fall at home and needed to rush over.

Jo: Hey sorry, but I really need to head back home urgently.

Me: yeah go check on your mom and update us ok? Me and Xin will heart 2 heart work :P

Xin: ehhh.. okay okay, no choice I suppose..

On the way back to Xin's office we begun to talk more on a personal level and getting to know one another better since it was always with Jo around we didn't really talk much.

Xin: so what's your real motive with Jo?

Me: Motive? get free ice cream from both of you hehehe! But hey its 2019, I'm pretty sure opposite sex can just be friends. Plus I got 2 pretty ladies to accompany me for dinner how can I complain?

Xin: what about your girlfriend? Wait till she find out...

Me: No la don't have one, why? Whats your motive?

Xin: No la just asking that's all.

We started talking more about our hobbies and pretty much getting to know one another more.

That's the end of Part 1: The Connection.

Come back next Tuesday for Part 2: Friend Zoned Dinner.

[thesnakeadventures]

Are attached girls off limits to other guys? The OFF LIMITS Series.

These last few months I went on hiatus, because I found there was nothing significant for me to write on other than the usual encounters I had.

I wanted to offer something more than just the usual, I embarked on a journey to test myself and see are attached girls really off limits to other guys? Again no offence to ladies out there, this is just me an average guy trying out.

Here is a few criteria I set for the lady:and myself.

Lady

In the relationship for at least 1 year minimum, so I get a genuine lady who is attached.

Age range 23- 35.

Working class

She must not be someone I already know.

Myself

No Drunk Sex

Mutual consent to hook up for 3 different times

This is going to be a 4 part series titled "OFF LIMITS" released every Tuesday.

Series Title

The connection

Friend zoned dinner

Throbbing and Teases

The Hook-ups

Hope you enjoy this series of write up and be sure to follow me for future posts.