[thesnowfaerie]

so heyhihello to anyone following me: apparently tumblr decided i was too dangerous with my own opinions and cat pictures because i literally only post about poems and cats and got me flagged so im propably going to delete forget that this account ever excisted cause im emotionally unable to delete it this account or something because i really dont have the energy to fight tumblr on this matter again. i have another account wearegoldeninthenight and once i’ve gotten it up and running i’ll let you know!

i tagged some of you, hope you don’t mind:

@coldfadingdeath @bunsterjonez @maiden-of-asgard @whitewolfbumble @softbrooklyn @not-another-porn-blog-trust-me @marvhellove

a note to staff: i only ever wanted to read poems in peace

[thesnowfaerie]

you can now find me on @lostinadreamforest!! but i have not given up yet, i'll keep you posted with how my fight continues.

[thesnowfaerie]

so heyhihello to anyone following me: apparently tumblr decided i was too dangerous with my own opinions and cat pictures because i literally only post about poems and cats and got me flagged so im propably going to delete forget that this account ever excisted cause im emotionally unable to delete it this account or something because i really dont have the energy to fight tumblr on this matter again. i have another account wearegoldeninthenight and once i've gotten it up and running i'll let you know!

i tagged some of you, hope you don't mind:

@coldfadingdeath @bunsterjonez @maiden-of-asgard @whitewolfbumble @softbrooklyn @not-another-porn-blog-trust-me @marvhellove

a note to staff: i only ever wanted to read poems in peace

[wholesome-lesbiab]

“They died from terminal stupidity” thank you Frank for blessing us all with the most iconic line ever, after shooting a bunch of ppl

[happyinfp-blog]

INFP things #7

Hopeless romantic

[zombeesknees]

A friend of a friend is part of a celebrity stylist team and was dressing Keanu maybe 2 or 3 years ago. He joked to her that he felt like a piece of meat, being stared and and made up and whatever, and she said, "Oh yeah? Try being a woman on a film set." He got immediately serious and said, "Today? Was someone inappropriate? I can have them fired, just let me know." She has nothing but nice things to say about him.

MY BOYYY!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL KIND-HEARTED GOOD SOUL BOOOOY!!!!!

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

Give Keanu all the parts!!

[friendly-animals]

Muffin & Cheese

[naked-yogi]

I don’t understand how anyone doesn’t love cats

[lavender-lunar-witch]

Same

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

[spongecake]

[assholier-than-thou]

[valilihapiirakka]

My (British) mum and dad just turned up in Finland for the first time and are apparently in shock at how “unexpectedly modern” Helsinki is… given that my grandma thinks Finland is a Soviet country I’m bracing myself for a solid week of absolutely hilarious takes as they realise that some places are indeed slightly better run than the UK

[valilihapiirakka]

Day 1: they have asked me what almost every single sign in Tampere means, terrorised several shop assistants with “EXCUSE ME MISS, WHAT IS A (pauses to read ‘maito’) MEITUU?”, and expressed amazement at the fact everything is so clean 7 or 8 times. Also turns out that my grandma wasn’t the only one convinced the “SF” on the map stood for “Soviet Finland”, my dad wanted to know how long it was part of the USSR for

[valilihapiirakka]

Day 2: took my mum to the munkkikahvila, the cashier was like 50-something so it was easier to stand there and translate between them, when I translated my mum’s request for a whole bag of the doughnuts she heard “ja yks munkkipussi…” and yelled “MONKEY PUSSY????” loud enough for the entire café to hear

Explained to my dad today that Estonia and the other Baltic states are not north of Finland (I am not sure where he thought they were?)

The amount of times I’ve said “anteeks, mun vanhemmat ei osaa suomea” is rising by the hour

[valilihapiirakka]

Day 3: took my parents to Rajaportti sauna and spent 45 minutes watching my dad yelp and run out every time someone threw more on the kiuas, my mum instantly disappeared and emerged an hour later looking very pink to say “the Finnish ladies are very nice but there’s an old woman in there beating herself with STICKS!”

I think they liked it actually! Most successful day so far

[valilihapiirakka]

Success of day 3 slightly redacted, my dad tried to start an argument with a waitress about whether it was illegal to charge for water, I have once again taken advantage of being able to say “anteeks mun isästä” without him understanding

[valilihapiirakka]

We did not meet on day 4, but day 5: they met my flatmate Satu for the first time and hugged them tightly as a greeting. The look of utter Finnish horror and confusion on Satu’s face as my mum, then my dad, went in for it was exactly what you’re imagining

They have discovered drying cupboards exist and have had an absolute meltdown of joy over the concept

[rvexillology]

none of the nordic cross flags have the same aspect ratio*

from /r/vexillology Top comment: That’s actually very annoying.

[torillatavataan]

Tärkeintä, et meiän on isompi ku Ruotsin.

[thesnowfaerie]

i live for that comment

[usedbandaid-deactivated20190626]

Me: I gotta work on my chapter. Also me:

[we-are-fi-ne]

INTROVERT AESTHETIC

-warm tea/hot cocoa

-fuzzy socks

-a crackling fire

-raindrops sliding down your window panes

-being home alone

-staying in your room for hours without being bothered

-a stack of unread books

-binge watching your favorite show on Netflix

-baking

-being crafty

-listening to music for hours

-sleeping in

-playing video games

-sitting on a beach/dock/boat all by yourself

-window seats

-used book stores

-old churches

-crunchy Autumn leaves

[maladaptive-dreamer]

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

[bolontiku]

Okay, but if Evans for President happens, I request he dress as Cap for Halloween at least once during his presidency.

This is the best idea ever!! It will be one of the promises he and his party make for once he wins! And it has to be this one!

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

No, no. This one…

I need more of the stealth suit.

But on another thought, if RDJ was his VP, they could always switch costumes for the day.

[avocadopiez]

Weird book titles I made up for novels where the types are the main characters

INTJ: Thrown off the chessboard

INTP: Lost in a world of wisdom

ENTP: Flaming hearts and brave minds

ENTJ: The girl whose blood was blue

INFJ: A hand that held a thousand hearts

INFP: Summer snow

ENFJ: A legion of the light hearted

ENFP: Big smiles and party invites

ISTJ: The unbreakable trust

ISFJ: The path of a porcelain princess

ESTJ: How to build robots out of flesh and blood

ESFJ: A tireless saviour

ISTP: The remote that built the future

ISFP: Extended daydreams

ESTP: The myth of boudaries

ESFP: An infinite spotlight

[intj-aesthetics]

Find people you’re comfortable with. Find people you want to do cliché cheesy stuff with. Find people to stargaze with, to dance with while cooking, have a damn picknick in a meadow with.

Go find yourself some people you’d like to take to one of these fairy light framed cabins in the woods to watch an autumn sunrise while sharing cocoa in an emaile mug.

Find people that, for introverts, don’t “count as people”. You know what I mean.