[whizpurr]

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[okavara]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[animentality]

[were--ralph]

[were--ralph]

the way he sayd hello kills me every fucking time

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[demonius-darkblade]

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[mx-princey]

Fuck amatonormativity. Be your own dead wife

[everyday-oblivion-system]

@funnier-as-a-system

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[enki2]

[escuerzoresucitado]