Everyone's gay bitch let's get you some fruit

she/they literally just launch me into the sun

[pmamtraveller]

Karin Hosono - Wind

[tall]

[woman-becomer]

thank you so much adblockers. thank you. I love you. thank you so much

[perfectday1972]

[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[dogpuppy]

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

[low-polly]

my liege those are crab rangoons

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[yellew]

*sees sasuke running away from me* ….i’m on your side…..

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[sleebyturtle]

official sprite redraw because I've been replaying Zestiria with the older sibling tm and we both yelled as soon as this came up ackjx I love him so much

(≧∇ ≦)

(I made this instead of playing Zesty today)

the only reference I could find is pretty bad but good enough vvv

mans with his stupid overlays

[byasuga]

Sometimes self care can be exploring hyrule in zelda botw

[brytning]

When I need to remind myself to put something on the grocery list and I don't have my phone on me, I use the Scrabble tile magnets on the fridge. But sometimes I don't have enough of the right letters and have to get creative.

[brytning]

The list is getting longer and we are running out of letters.

[thewittyphantom]

[trashfishhh]

Simon in a dress

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