Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass

Aster. They/Them. 31. Minors DNI.

[madredhattie]

turtle school

[madredhattie]

[pokemon]

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

[kittystar39]

this is the official pokemon tumblr account posting the origin of shocked pikachu

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[animentality]

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[soup-mother]

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

[awfulpunk]

this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet

[checkyourasianbias]

after Bad Bunny won they added a Latin song category and after Rosé got three nominations the grammys added a k-pop/c-pop/j-pop category they have always been afraid of well-performing artists of color challenging white artists in mainstream categories

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[spuds-n-soup]

Launch my child

[justsomejal]

[zoesupreme]

had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[aj521z]

The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

[thegoldengals]

Opposite vibe

[pyrogina]

im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[b33viemm]

[ID: tiktok by @/juzt_sammie with the caption "POV: You're visually impaired." A man walks up to a wall outside with a paper notice taped onto it. He says, "What is this? Let me put on my glasses." He puts them on and takes the paper, reading, "Beware, quicksa—" then cuts himself off with an annoyed look at the camera. As he says this he starts rapidly sinking downwards into the quicksand out of frame. End ID.]

[hagiomoto]

[loveridden1999]

my two moods these days

[reallyveryfishy]

book Rocky is so hilarious because he is 100% done with grace’s shit all the time and yet he loves him so much

Like Rocky going “we’re always going to use earth units. Because your STUPID little brain can’t convert quick enough. So I taught myself the conversions in one minute just out of convenience. Because I love talking to you. Stupid.”