ELS

hi i eat a lot 

[kelvintimeline]

[the-devil-wears-zara]

[walrusssssss]

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

Like a circle in a spiral,

Like a wheel within a wheel.

Like a toilet in a shower,

In a kitchen, with hanging space for clothes, and a portable radiator.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[fixedyourmeme]

[corinaesquivel]

[daddyfuckedme]

“Recovering from suffering is not like recovering from a disease. Many people don’t come out healed; they come out different.”

— David Brooks (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[unclefather]

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

[ruinedchildhood]

This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.

[bestdogmemes]

[alchemicalascension]

[hungwy]

Any animal: *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn

[karnalesbian]

me when i have a cold lol!

[hungwy]

Lol

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately

[lonnie11941-blog]

[florial]

[gettingahealthybody-deactivated]

Hello, you cutie pie!

[klaushargreeveses]

We are the muses Goddesses of the arts And proclaimers of heroes!