The Squeaky Pen

Making something out of nothing on a week-day basis. MEDIUM: Dry erase pen on whiteboard.

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SOUR MILK. 

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LADY, THAT CAT OWNS EVERYTHING.

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PUT DOWN THAT FLOATIE AND GET BACK TO YOUR DESK.

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NOTHING'S COMING OUT OF THAT TURNIP, PEOPLE.

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FREE ADVICE: MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO BEFORE LAUNCHING INTO A DESCRIPTION OF YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL ISSUES.

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ANSWER: CARROT.

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THAT'S HORRIBLE. AND GROSS.

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SHRIMP CAN'T SPELL.

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I'M AN ADULT, DAMN IT.

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NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SAMPLER.

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THAT'S A BIG CHIP TO BE CARRYING AROUND.

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NO TELLING HOW LONG THEY WERE IN THAT CAN.

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DOMINOS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.

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DIY, BITCHES.

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JUST STAY INSIDE.

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TURN OFF THE BRAIN ATROPHY.

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OH, YEAH, BABY.