Now is the time to seize the day!
“Cen here. He/him, newspaper seller, blah blah, all that boring shit. Sexuality? You willing to pay money to know that no? Then nunya business.”
“Rigel, he/they, newspaper seller. Uh, I’m sort of an amateur poet? But not seriously. I don’t fuckin’ know for sexuality.”
“RULES!!! No fun, but whatever. No major NSFW. I can take a dirty joke but don’t get too graphic with it.”
“No politics. Just because we sell newspapers that may be about politics doesn’t mean we’re into politics. Money is money,”
“No homophobia, racism, any of that shit. I don’t think that requires any further explanation.”
“Oh, uh… what does that say?… All ships are welcome. I mean, yeah, I’ve never had any problems with ships?… Boats are cool I guess.”
