in the end that's all there was @theloverislost - Tumblr Blog

intro post 🦋

hey people! i'm elm/jack, he/they pronouns. i'm an aroace artist and writer, and this blog is a mess of whatever i'm currently hyperfixated on. seriously, the consistency of what i reblog/post about is nonexistant.

i am sort of (very) bad at social cues and tone but i am trying my best! to all my moots ily guys and i think you're all very cool, i'm just bad at showing it sometimes

ao3 is washing_machineheart i occasionally sometimes finish things and post them there

fandoms :p

newsies!! outsiders, fablehaven, magic misfits, pjo, six of crows, dead boy detectives, school bus graveyard, arcane, ride the cyclone, for the gods + journey to the quest, lockwood and co, scarlett and browne, lotr, and many more

other interests

crows, coyotes, crocodiles & alligators, stars, mythology, theatre in general (especially tech stuff!!), languages, dnd, n butterflies

please don't send me donation requests, i am unable to donate any money right now, i'm sorry

if you're gonna be here then just be like. a decent human being?? respect other people and don't be a jerk. ICE and trump supporters can fuck off

tagging system under the cut

#intro post #idk guys this is short bc i couldn’t think of anything #edited (yet again) because it was kind of outdated

dandelion-cryptid

HAPPY STRIKE WEEK

#YAYYYYYY

betterwithbooksthanwithpeople

“who knows how far in this life he could go if he played a different part” in the context of noah ponyboy time loop is soooo. like johnny could go far if he wasn’t about to die. if this part he always plays in this story wasn’t set he could do so much. this is sick and twisted.

asneakyfox

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

cart-a-hearts

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

byjove

Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

byjove

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

byjove

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

bestiarum

theawkwardqueerturtle

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

#goddammit #i knew it #i knew going in but i watched it anyways

rafterdarkr

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees