13th Commander Erwin Smith

18+ Roleplay blog for Erwin Smith from Attack on Titan. Please read rules before following/roleplaying.

[thestoicsmith-blog]

Hello people

I don’t know if anyone remembers but I was rping Erwin on here a few months back.

So I’ve finished my studies and I’m ready to come back from hiatus

But the thing is although my muse is there, I don’t think I’m gonna get many rps after my break and I’m willing to erase him if I don’t get any

So, this is a starter call

If this gets some likes by the end of the week, I’ll keep this account going and come back and regularly rp

If not, I’ll be deleting this blog permanently and just rping other characters

Thanks for reading!

[thestoicsmith-blog]

I'm going to take a hiatus

This is going to sound whiny and blunt but nobody seems to want to Roleplay with me any more. I don't get my starter calls liked or memes sent him, when my starter calls are liked my starters are ignored, when I send in memes they're ignored, when I like starter calls I'm ignored. 

So I keep trying to keep the flames burning as it were but nobody wants to see, to RP with me, and I know this is silly but it makes me feel like shit. 

I'm gonna go away for a bit and when I come back maybe there'll be some new rpers that are interested in rping with my Erwin. Fingers crossed anyway. 

[rpmemed]

VILLAIN SENTENCE STARTERS :

a meme for characters who make the perfect problematic fave. most quotes are my own, some are from movies / shows / games / songs. feel free to change wording when sending your ask if needed.

❛  this is your fault!  ❜ ❛  you’re pathetic.  ❜ ❛  i’ll destroy you.  ❜ ❛  you see, it’s so easy to get away with murder if you do it right.  ❜ ❛  i have a hard time just forgiving, don’t think i’ll be forgetting.  ❜ ❛  it’s almost hilarious how unaware you are.  ❜ ❛  i’m not done here, and i never will be until you’re finally gone.  ❜ ❛  you’re almost pitiful, always playing hero.  ❜ ❛  i’m done with you’re goody-two-shoes schtick!  ❜ ❛  you claim to be so clever, but you fell right into my trap.  ❜ ❛  so what if a few people had to die on my way to the top? it payed off.  ❜ ❛  ruling does have it’s burdens you know. for example, you.  ❜ ❛  it’s a shame you couldn’t come around, but it’s too late now.  ❜ ❛  you no hero. if anything, you’re deluded.  ❜ ❛  i so truly hate to remind you, but you’ve lost this war.  ❜ ❛  they never loved you anyway. in fact, it wouldn’t be wrong to say they pitied you.  ❜ ❛  why are you so determined to live?! you’re only delaying the inevitable!  ❜ ❛  you might as well lay down now and accept your fate.  ❜ ❛  if only you had been snatched! i would have enjoyed seeing your life end.  ❜ ❛  goddamn right, you should be scared of me!  ❜ ❛  you wouldn’t have hurt me anyway, coward. i can see the fear in your eyes.  ❜ ❛  i’ll enjoy watching you waste away on some awful moon.  ❜ ❛  it’s clear why no one likes you … you’re a real monster, [name here].  ❜ ❛  the day you die is finally here? good riddance, you little brat.  ❜ ❛  i won’t let you delay your death any more!  ❜ ❛  killing you is an act of mercy for those who’ve ever met you! finally, they’ll be freed from your pathetic existence.  ❜ ❛  you’re just another waste of my time!  ❜ ❛  look at you now. you’re powerless! did you ever think you had any chance against me? now die!  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing more you can do now. you’ve failed.  ❜ ❛  i’d have made this painless, but you just had to inconvenience me further.  ❜ ❛  i’m already choking on my pride, there’s no use crying about it.  ❜ ❛  they’ll only ever use you, it’s all you’re good for. i can give you so much more.  ❜ ❛  resistance will only lead to your demise.  ❜ ❛  i really do think that murder is an appropriate reaction to disappointment.  ❜ ❛  i’m well acquainted with the demons that live in my head.  ❜ ❛  you’re selfish. quit pretending you’re anything more.  ❜ ❛  cut your pretty little hero bullshit, i’ll fucking destroy you!  ❜ ❛  i wasn’t always this way! and you weren’t either.  ❜ ❛  we’re all corrupting, always, constantly. some people are just better at it.  ❜

[thestoicsmith-blog]

Sorry for not being around

I’ve not been about for a while, I’ve been away for a couple of reasons.

First of all I have a deadline on an essay coming up soon

I’ve also got a lot of clients at work right now

And sadly I’ve picked up a little stalker on here even though I’ve asked them not to contact me. I’m kinda hoping for it to die down because they really creep me out and won’t leave me alone, no matter how much I block.

Anyway I’ve reblogged some memes, feel free to send one in.

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Your muse has been seduced by someone, only to find out that my muse was the one writing the love letters and telling them what to say. Send “It wasn’t him/her/them! It was you!” for your muse to find out. For the reverse, send “Please understand, it was his/her/their thoughts, I just helped word them!”

Based on Cyrano de Bergerac

[ofhotheads-blog]

first date starters

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”

“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”

“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”

“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”

“This is my favorite place for first dates.”

“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”

“I don’t want the night to end.”

“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”

“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”

“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”

“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”

“Want to come upstairs?”

“I can walk you home, if you like.”

“Walk me home?”

“Let’s go dancing!”

“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”

“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”

“That movie sucked!”

“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”

“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”

“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”

“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”

“Let me get the check.”

“Want to split the check?”

“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”

“This was the worst date of my life.”

“Don’t call me again.”

“Oh, God, my ex is here.”

“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”

“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”

“What, no good night kiss?”

“I don’t think I can date a Republican/Democrat.”

“It’s important to me that I date someone within the faith.”

“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”

“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”

“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”

“I don’t date much, to be honest.”

“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”

“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”

“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”

“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”

“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”

“Have you ever been here before?”

“I’ve never been here before!”

“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“That’s it! I’m leaving!”

“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”

“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”

“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”

“Are you always this shy?”

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

[thestoicsmith-blog]

PLOT STARTERS

"Nobody goes there anymore. They say it's haunted or something."

"Tell me you see that as well."

"Don't breathe it in!"

"I like you. You're not running after me with a knife. It's a rare trait to be had, these days."

"There it is again! That symbol! I've been seeing it everywhere."

"If you can't get us out of here, I don't want to hear it."

"So, what're you in for?"

"GET DOWN FROM THERE, YOU'RE GOING TO FALL!"

"What are they doing? Why are they all doing that?"

"Can you hear me? Listen, you need to stop this!"

"Fight it!"

"I know you're in there. Please."

"Incidentally, run for your life."

"It could have something to do with the garbage chute."

"Somebody just left it on the doorstep. I don't know what it is."

"Oh my god, what happened to you? Get inside!"

"Why are you bleeding?!"

"Oh, shall we do something that makes sense? Shall we, say, NOT actively try to get ourselves killed? NAH, you think, let's have some FUN."

"Help me."

"I'm... bleeding. If you had some way to fix that...?"

"Can you stop running AWAY from EVERYTHING?!"

"You're always talking but you never SAY anything."

"We're going to win."

"I always thought it would be... bigger."

"I always thought it would be... better."

"You have NO IDEA what it's like."

[thestoicsmith-blog]

Plot call?

Like if you want to plot, my rps seem to have dried up?

(Although I’m very disorganised so it’s probably me who owes people - feel free to nudge me)

[greeendude]

… This hasn’t been done before right?

Obviously based off this

I swear the most stressful part of making this godamn poster was deciding between writing Survey Corps, Scouting Legion, or Recon corps . Don’t even know  what they’re called anymore so many different translations… -__- 

Enjoy ! 

[brittsmemes]

WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

Name: 

Age: 

How well do we know each other?: 

Do you have a pet name for me?: 

Do I have a pet name for you?: 

Are you attracted to me?: 

Why do you want to marry me?: 

Big wedding or Small wedding?: 

Do you see children in our future?: 

[thestoicsmith-blog]

Cry of Fear sentence starters

Proceed with caution as Cry of Fear is a Horror Game!:.

"I've always felt alone."

"I don't know if I like it, or if I'm just used to it."

"Feeling shit and bitter and angry all the time just... eats away at you."

"Hm... No phone credit as usual."

"Is that... blood... on the floor?"

"I've got to call the police."

"Damn it! No signal."

"Did I pass out?"

"Relax. I'm not one of them."

"You shouldn't be here, it's very dangerous."

"Are you stupid or something?"

"I can't trust you, I don't know if you're real..."

"Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Follow the path of inequity, yield not to the light, darkness is your new master."

"What the fuck are you talking about?!"

"I need help, please!"

"Monsters? You're scaring me..."

"What are you doing here? Are you hiding up here from those... things?"

"I don't know if you know, but I had a pretty hard time at school."

"You were... Well, you were pretty much the only person who was kind to me. I wanted to thank you for making my life that little bit more bearable."

"You're a cute guy/girl/person, ___."

"You're so beautiful, ____"

"I've always thought you were just a friend. Nothing more. I'm sorry."

"I want to get away from it all. Away from everything. Away from all this."

"Bunnies! Everyone loves bunnies!"

"Just let me go, ___!"

"I got hit by a car, woke up, and these... things have been tying to kill me since."

"Everything is... fucked. Could it be that I'm just hallucinating? No. Seriously. Am I? Or is all this just not real?"

"I'm confused... I'm just... very confused."

"I thought I could handle my emotions, control them, contain them, prove them all wrong, but I was just too weak."

"They don't know anything. They only feel the cold touch of their knives."

"How they were laughing at me behind their masks when they thought I wasn't looking, laughing at me, thinking they're so good, that they are better than me, pretending to care about me. It's all bullshit!"

"I had to take them down with me. They're not laughing any more."

"Fuck you."

"My friends looked past me and my family abandoned me."

"I know you might think I'm not... normal."

"Please tell them I'm sorry, I wish them all the best."

"I killed them. Shot them both."

"I feel better now, more at peace with myself."

"I can see the damage I've done."

"Sorry man, I'm fucking stoned."

"Oh you're gonna regret this. You're gonna regret this BIG TIME!"

[thestoicsmith-blog]

✋

Send ‘✋’ to push and pin my muse down on their bed

All Erwin was able to do was let out a grunt of surprise as he was suddenly shoved down. He was glad there was a bed to cushion his fall, but it was rather out of the blue for Levi. “Is someone shooting at us?” he asked, his eyebrows furrowing as he stared up at him.

[its-captain-levi]

Levi grit his teeth and looked away almost damning himself for making such a move and making such a shitty excuse. “Yeah..whatever” he mumbled back “I didn’t mean to hit so hard…”

[thestoicsmith-blog]

“It’s fine,” Erwin said with a small frown before he brushed himself down, making sure there weren’t any other specks of dirt on him - not if Levi was going to act like that over any dirt. “Perhaps throwing someone isn’t the best way to go about it,” he pointed out before snorting. If it were the other way round, Levi would be killing him right now.

[thestoicsmith-blog]

Warning: Racist/Abusive Roleplayer

TW for racism and slurs coming up. 

It is with a very heavy heart that I write this post because I hate drama and I hate public posts like this but I feel like it’s necessary so people can keep themselves safe.

The person I am talking about is mahoutsukai-kelly (also known on the account demonkommander) who has responded to being blocked with abuse and racism.

Important: THIS IS NOT A WITCH HUNT

Please don’t send them hate or be cruel. This is just a small warning to be wary of them. If any hate/nastiness comes up because of this post then I will delete it immediately.

Now that that’s over I want to get things straight.

They did a few things that made me uncomfortable over a period of time, but nothing too big for me to be concerned about. However I was pushed past my comfort limit when they reblogged one of my ooc posts and used the N-word in their comment. So deciding I didn’t want anything to do with her, I blocked her and moved on.

I will admit, in the second one I was too harsh but I didn’t want to have to deal with people condoning it.

The third one was what I got after, a torrent of abuse which is still in my ask. I’m sure she’ll deny it’s her but who else would it be? It’s clear. They were all sent one after another after I replied to each one.

Now I am white, but she didn’t know that. Not saying it’s al; right because I’m white, I’m saying if this message had been sent to a black person, it could have caused so so much more pain.

Kelly also has an issue with people blocking her. A friend of mine (who I won’t name unless they name themself) received this after blocking her:

So she messages everyone that’s blocked her, even if it makes them feel super uncomfortable.

We also highly highly suspect she is underage from the way she writes on Tumblr and how her blog is. We think the “24″ is a rouse and strongly suspect that she is most likely 16 or under. This is based on how she writes, the style of her roleplay blog and the fact that she is constantly desperate for smut and romance rp. (Sorry - there are a lot of hormonal pubescent rpers like this who fake their age online, so I think it’s worth not taking the risk)

Basically just be aware, be safe, look after yourselves.

[thestoicsmith-blog]

sorry i’m such a flaky slut but i have to go to bed

i’ve been getting a LOT of work recently (i’m with a freelancing company so the work i get is based on what clients pop in) so i’m exhausting

also i’ve got a long today tomorrow

[thestoicsmith-blog]

my aesthetic: levi in love with erwin but erwin being super oblivious so continuously making levi feel heartbreak in small doses without realising it

[thestoicsmith-blog]

✋

Send ‘✋’ to push and pin my muse down on their bed

All Erwin was able to do was let out a grunt of surprise as he was suddenly shoved down. He was glad there was a bed to cushion his fall, but it was rather out of the blue for Levi. “Is someone shooting at us?” he asked, his eyebrows furrowing as he stared up at him.

[its-captain-levi]

Levi glared down at Erwin noticing his hands were palming his chest. He got off Erwin almost immediately and leant out his hand to help Erwin back up.  “No. Just I-” he stopped his sentence as he looked at the other male on the bed and pointed at his own collar “You had a speck of dirt there…”

[thestoicsmith-blog]

It had been one of the many times that Erwin had been alone in his private quarters with Levi. They were close friends after all, it would be more odd if they didn’t occasionally spend evenings together. 

He knew his friend was a clean freak and a half, but that reaction was a little over the top, even for him. “You can tell me, next time,” he said, his eyebrows furrowing a little as he rubbed his shoulder. “I thought you were about to attack me.”

[thestoicsmith-blog]

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