uritur et loquitur

madeleine. overdramatic trash

[mustardtigress]

[cortoony-art]

[everythingfox]

A good boy

(via)

[guerrillatech]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[bakwaaas]

I can’t stand american recipes what is a cup... WHICH cup bestie?? Which cup do I use

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[weonsinnombre]

[intercal]

"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang

[everythingfox]

“The soul is willing to play but the body is sleepy”

(via)

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[zz7n0104]

Sometimes a sentence just needs a “like” or “literally” for punctuation and comprehensibility