Oh Look, It’s Him Again…

Just another gay on the internet. Professional nerd. Newly 31 | Bristol, UK

[oneheadtoanother]

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[anglerfl3sh]

University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

[anglerfl3sh]

the professor uploaded this sideways. I'm sparing you at least that bit

[shieldfoss]

Image from the best pdf I ever saw, [Elliot 2025]:

[Elliot 2050] - The Utterly Unhinged Elamo-Minoan Hypothesis https://www.academia.edu/128559713

[hymneminium]

[peribirb]

the link doesn't seem to work, but here's a direct link to the PDF

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[sosaysdean]

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

[rrotgut]

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

[rrotgut]

Gum.

[analogdelight]

lap seeking behavior

[hemipenal-system]

hey. hey. whines. hey. let me up there. hey

[lydiardbell]

I think Tumblr in general would appreciate the newest back-of-bus advertising campaign in Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand

[lydiardbell]

So-called "free thinkers" when a bus is traveling between Strathmore Park and Newtown:

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[zngoron]

[ponycamp]

fag enabler dog

[dogposts]

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[nicky999doors]

It’s tighty whities Tuesday

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]