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sloppystyle

angery!

use-me-less

meme-theft

2spleenz

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

starpistil

yo i think your bird broke

dildeaux

party boy

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins

Spazz

thewhimsyturtle

I flipped over my hidey hut because it’s Monday, but then Mom didn’t put it back for my GRUMP nap?! Do you see what you’ve made me do, Mom?!

pancakeke

Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

kuttithevangu

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

pipistrellus

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

apinchofsanity

They are harvesting our sorrows

sweaterweathercub

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

feynites

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

morrithal

The grim beeper

nanonaturalist

Somebody do this for inktober it’s not too late

cloudclipper

IM DOING IT

cloudclipper

HERE HE IS

So I looked into it, and it appears harvestmen have been found nibbling on dead bees, because free easy food, but it isn’t a main food source.

However, some that I do a little work with eat slugs… So that’s pretty cool!

And while I took a touch of artistic liberty in slightly shorter legs and making those spines a little over the top, the little dudes are surprisingly spiny once you see them under a microscope!

nanonaturalist

@cloudclipper : The hero we deserve

thot4graveyards

It’s fall which means it’s officially ride my dick while wearing my hoodie season

boethiah

whitepeopletwitter

Tequila fucks

panic-flavored

My tortoise Ozzy just had her 4th birthday, so I made her a watermelon and cantaloupe layered cake with carrot candles. She had zero respect for my presentation.