Dank Magician

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[allthatdivides]

[infiniteetcetera]

I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

[thesusbunny]

Matt and Randy

@mrs-ravens-nest I feel like peter parker "I see them everywhere"

[soggycerealboy-deactivated20221]

[randy-ortons-chair]

FELLAS I THINK FAVE IS SLOWLY GETTING HIS NAME BACK I'M SO HAPPY

[queencherryberry]

I saw the clip on YouTube. Wow did both men go for each other’s throats. I’m sorry but at castle I’m rooting for riddle

[thesusbunny]

Yesss

[mrs-ravens-nest]

14. WHEN DID YOU BECOME A FAN

Hubby says it was about three years ago. Yeah I'm such a newbie.

@thesusbunny Can you use a gif too much? It is adorable, isn't it? It was in one of those videos I made too.

[thesusbunny]

I could and I will use it too much as well, how can a 36 y/o be so adorable??? AMERICA EXPLAIN

[mrs-ravens-nest]

3. WRESTLING CRUSH

I'm gonna take advantage of my bisexual privilege and choose two:

and

[thesusbunny]

I have to steal that second gif (Sorry, It's too adorable)

[mrs-ravens-nest]

8. BEST SHOW YOU'VE BEEN TO

So my memory is trash and I almost chose one that wasn't even in my state before looking into it. Lol. Then I went through my millions of phone pics because I always take pictures then looked up what happened at the shows on those dates and decided among what I would have been most excited about. Jeez this is only necessary for stoners.

So, I was present at the May 31, 2021 RAW at Tampa, Florida. There, Randy Orton fought Xavier Woods and right before pinning him, he used Riddle's signature move, the Bro Derek. It was one of those cute moments in their growing relationship and I adored those moments.

Gif of the day:

[mrs-ravens-nest]

11. DREAM MATCH

I had never thought about my dream match until recently. The moment they first started going at each other, I knew. I was instantly begging for a feud. When it was clear that they had a solidified grudge, I have been dreaming of their big fight. And then it was scheduled.

Seth Freakin' Rollins VS. Riddle at Summerslam

My favorite heel against my favorite face. Just thinking about it makes me weak. Imagining Rollins coming out in Randy's little trunks, maybe doing that weird pose of his, taunting my sweet boy...

I'm sick. But @thesusbunny has already heard this rant and hasn't stopped talking to me yet so I'm holding on to my sanity.

But then, the match of my life was postponed due to some obvious kayfabe bullshit!!

But!

Riddle is "cleared." Clash at the Castle is coming up and it's back on. Use all the gimmicks, my Manipulative Psycho and my Sweet Cinnamon Roll. I need this.

[thesusbunny]

I need to see this, I need it

For Clash at the Castle I will be 100% focused on his match, nothing else, and I'm completely sure Randy will be involved, at least in Seth's manipulations and I will scream and cry and my mom will tell me to shut up and I won't

[mrs-ravens-nest]

Seriously, they are all I care about in WWE right now. Everything else in meh.

[thesusbunny]

I'm excited for the new stuff coming but the main event for me is Seth against Matt, I can watch the other matches but if they're not in the card I get disappointed and the whole show losts interest

Again I need the "Randy" manipulation from Seth, just think in the mind games...

My paranoic ass: In Clash at the Castle Randy would show up and betray Riddle costing him the victory

Also I saw that next Raw they are having a proper match, I hope they main event

[mrs-ravens-nest]

11. DREAM MATCH

I had never thought about my dream match until recently. The moment they first started going at each other, I knew. I was instantly begging for a feud. When it was clear that they had a solidified grudge, I have been dreaming of their big fight. And then it was scheduled.

Seth Freakin' Rollins VS. Riddle at Summerslam

My favorite heel against my favorite face. Just thinking about it makes me weak. Imagining Rollins coming out in Randy's little trunks, maybe doing that weird pose of his, taunting my sweet boy...

I'm sick. But @thesusbunny has already heard this rant and hasn't stopped talking to me yet so I'm holding on to my sanity.

But then, the match of my life was postponed due to some obvious kayfabe bullshit!!

But!

Riddle is "cleared." Clash at the Castle is coming up and it's back on. Use all the gimmicks, my Manipulative Psycho and my Sweet Cinnamon Roll. I need this.

[thesusbunny]

I need to see this, I need it

For Clash at the Castle I will be 100% focused on his match, nothing else, and I'm completely sure Randy will be involved, at least in Seth's manipulations and I will scream and cry and my mom will tell me to shut up and I won't

[cr1mes]

[thesusbunny]

Why does this represent me so much?

[ribbonstein]

characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

[codchrist]

Makes me questioning Bayley’s Tweets is she hinting at

Becky returning with Tegan and Meiko Satomura

@theworldofotps @axelwolf8109 @moxleyunstable @baysexuality @taurielthepirateking​ @sassymox​ 

[azhdarcho]

but for real please, read yugioh

[gffa]

I have feelings about a fictional character and I’m about to make it everyone else’s problem.

[hydaen]

aminals

[finndoesntwantthis]

It’s like he’s the only man who truly understands the female mind 🥰🥰

[sarahcakes613]

This is missing Aubrey's great comment!