And what if I said Rhysand was really the one for Feyre because he was willing to let her hit the homies but Tamlin wasn’t 😔✊
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And what if I said Rhysand was really the one for Feyre because he was willing to let her hit the homies but Tamlin wasn’t 😔✊
90% of the time i’m like “Azriel’s mate is probably just Gwyn or Mor and any degree of surprise would be the Elain element of it all” and the other 10% i’m thinking about how SJM said one of the few remaining ACOTAR novels she wanted to write would take place in the past, in ACOSF Azriel showed Cassian exactly where he would feel if his mate died, in CC3 Azriel saw a painting and was struck by how much it looked like Rhys’ sister, how Azriel who is known for keeping his relationships secret would have had every reason to hide a mating bond with Rhys’ sister after the HELL that Cassian sleeping with Mor caused, and how we still don’t know who gave Azriel his mythical Star-born prophecy blade that he has huge emotional attachment to but we do know that Rhys family is connected to the entire mess…
When I say the men of TOG all easily beat out the ACOTAR boys I am not just referring to Dorian Havilliard or Rowan Whitethorn (the obvious standards) but THE HUNTER WHO WAITED FOR ASTERIN??? NOX OWEN???? ILLIAS THE SILENT ASSASSIN???? Men at every level of TOG are serving looks, loyalty, and respect that is unmatched ESPECIALLY compared to ACOTAR and CC
After much consideration, I am adding Hunt Athalar with the TOG boys on the “the rest of the fandom men can’t compete list⚡️ The rest of the CC boys are still on thin ice for me, but Hunt is actually an angel and he’s pardoned✨
The only things we learned from SJM’s recent interview snippet being:
1. Next book is longgggg
2. Next book is super far from done…
When I say the men of TOG all easily beat out the ACOTAR boys I am not just referring to Dorian Havilliard or Rowan Whitethorn (the obvious standards) but THE HUNTER WHO WAITED FOR ASTERIN??? NOX OWEN???? ILLIAS THE SILENT ASSASSIN???? Men at every level of TOG are serving looks, loyalty, and respect that is unmatched ESPECIALLY compared to ACOTAR and CC
I’m not even a Rhys hater but I feel like the “Az’s love interest is going to be besties with Rhys because of the Cassian/Feyre and Azriel/Nesta friendships” line of thinking is so weird like if Az winds up with Elain she should be mad af that this man was cockblocking them and manipulating her relationships behind her back and if he winds up with Gwyn like she’s literally Nestas besfriend??? It feels like such a violation to have Nestas bestie cozy up to Rhys when this man is still threatening her life and mistreating her. Generally speaking i’m lowkey on the “Rhys actually has no real friends except kinda Feyre” train and if that aspect of his character is going to be dissected it should not be in someone else’s book so respectfully like no that is not something we need
also side note but i’m not even sure the brother/sister friendship dichotomy really exists. Feyre’s friendship with Cassian is just as strong as her friendship with the rest of the ic (like she’s actually closest with Mor and I feel like her friendship with Az is just as strong/sweet as with Cas)
Nowhere else to post this where I wouldn’t get clocked😩 but this couple in my year dressed as Rhys and Feyre for Halloween and when I mentioned to the girl I’d thought about doing Azriel but it didn’t work out (cool looking wings are HARD to find and without a group I feel like I wouldn’t have looked right) and she looked me dead in the eye and said “Aw you could have been subservient to me” and that will probably haunt me for the rest of my life
My friend just started reading ACOMAF and texted me “i’m getting real gay vibes from Feyre and Mor” and like NDKEKKDWL have I been wrong this whole time and the Mor clues were there😩 I’ve always felt pretty certainly that Mor not being straight wasn’t determined till ACOWAR but maybe I just wasn’t looking
Call me crazy but my ideal future for Lucien is actually the Jacks from Caraval/OUABH treatment.
LIKE give me Lucien crushed and heartbroken and raging when Elain chooses Azriel next book (a sister choosing her sisters lovers brother instead of her soulmate? SOUND FAMILIAR) and then he moves away to another court or the continent or something and dyes his hair pink because it was Elain’s favorites color and he wants to be dramatic and then GIVE HIM A SPIN OFF SERIES OF HIS OWN.
I seriously feel like Lucien is the PERFECT character for a spin off (novel OR series) because he has so many ties to this world and so many possible storylines to be explored in different sections of the ACOTAR universe. it would be SO cool to explore things outside the IC/NC perspective and give Lucien a love story and journey that could be his own. It would also be an opportunity to explore so many of the side characters fans are interested in (Eris, Helion, Tamlin, Jurian, Vassa, etc) and maybe even bring in some new characters and it would JUST BE SO COOL
Everytime I see the “gWyN hAs pLiAbLe bOnEs” argument I loose decades off my life. It’s so gross and dehumanizing to both Gwyn and Elain to act like their value is rooted in being able to birth babies like even Azriel does not gaf about that and says so in the books. it’s not even a ship thing it’s just so weird to fixate on that and honestly none of the acotar characters should be having babies the way they’re going😩
(First..its lose* not loose. Loose is the opposite of tight).
Moving on...Literally, nobody ever said that is their value. But the body thing IS canon. And in canon, there IS a purposeful point to say Illyrian babes kill ordinary High Fae. So IF Azriel ever wants kids, he COULD have them with Gwyn. She is not ordinary High Fae and IS pliable enough to birth an Illyrian baby. (And thats IF they happen to have wings bc they'd be half...though most likely).
It is a 100% valid CANONICAL fact. It has nothing to do with making their value all about babies. It's very simply just pointing out how children in the wordbuilding ARE precious and coveted, and Gwyn WOULD be able to have his kids while Elain COULDNT. Gwyn loves children and was the one in charge of them at Sangravah. Another nod to this foreshadowed future.
But that's it. Nothing more, nothing less. Obviously, their worth is not just in child rearing. But it IS a talking point for any couple. And just like irl, your wants have to align before committing to someone.
Secondly, Azriel never says he didn't gaf or didn't want kids. He actually didn't answer bc he was confused over Mor vs. Elain and prob figured he *couldn't, not that he didn't want to. Which is hilarious bc his endgame is neither.
I am not disputing the fact this is canon I’m disputing people attributing value to this point and making it a big deal/saying it’s a reason Azriel could never be with Elain or honestly whoever couldn’t bear his children (like Elain, Eris, Mor, Bryce, basically everyone besides Gwyn that people ship him with could not bear his kids😭)
I’d argue against the idea that one’s ability to bear the others kid is of value or “a talking point for any couple” especially in a magical world. Even if both people in a pair want children there are many ways to have them and anyone who wouldn’t want to be with someone just because they couldn’t bear their kids is weird and gross in my opinion and that isn’t love. Love isn’t about conditional things like the way someone’s body works. Even if we want to get into the nitty gritty of this it’s a magical world and easy for SJM to do some bippity bopitty boo and change someone’s womb again so it’s not that serious.
Also Azriel when asked by Cassian about kids literally says “that isn’t up to me” which is an incredibly wise and mature answer that should not be reduced to “ehhh he just didn’t think he could have them with his current crush.” Azriel was in love with Mor/open to being with her for five hundred years, all the while knowing she likely couldn’t/wouldn’t bear his kids. if it was that important to him he wouldn’t have maintained those feelings for so long or pursued someone else who couldn’t give that to him and again even if he does want kids there’s more than one way to have them. He does not give a fuck about the shape of his future lover’s womb and her ability to bear winged kids because he isn’t a weird jerk😭
I don’t have a problem with Gwynriel at all but yeah if it was some weird talking/plot point that Azriel chooses her because of her child birthing capabilities I would take issue with it and I hope most sane people will. Not saying that will happen at all, but some fans act like it’s some big gotcha moment that this is mentioned when it’s just such a weird thing to fixate on and even if we want to get really deep in the ship feasibility thing (which again was not what the original post is about i’m fine with Gwynriel😩) every ship option Azriel has outside of Gwyn is about things being hard and not “meant to be.” if he did end up with someone like Elain or Eris or whoever the story would revolve around defying those expectations society/fate put on him so again I don’t think it’s any big secret/plot twist/difference from the rest of their story?? Like it’s just some random line and making such a big thing when it has weird implications for Azriel’s preferences is silly. there are other better reasons to use to argue he’s going to wind up with Gwyn if that’s what you want to do so let’s leave her womb out of it✨
Everytime I see the “gWyN hAs pLiAbLe bOnEs” argument I lose decades off my life. It’s so gross and dehumanizing to both Gwyn and Elain to act like their value is rooted in being able to birth babies like even Azriel does not gaf about that and says so in the books. it’s not even a ship thing it’s just so weird to fixate on that and honestly none of the acotar characters should be having babies the way they’re going😩
The actual easiest tell for whether next book will have an Elucien or Elriel endgame will be if Lucien shows up with a hair cut✨
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🔥Most people who claim to hate Nesta for what she did to Feyre actually just hate her personality and don’t want to admit it. If she were more like Elain or just generally more kind, open, reserved (✨demure✨ if you will) than she wouldn’t get half as much hate, people just like to hide behind the hunting excuse even when it doesn’t make sense as an expectation. even the characters do this themselves (why Rhys/Cassian/Mor have issues with Nesta but not Elain) because Nesta is strong willed and presents as “strong” on the surface there’s this expectation she should have put her life in danger and been able to hunt while Elain as viewed as “fragile” and therefore it’s not a big deal but the reality is personality does not equal hunting ability and this expectation should have been on none of them.
🔥Cassian is NOT and never has been a himbo/golden retriever guy. Like is he a little dense and theoretically attractive? sure, but one of the big components of both those archetypes is respecting women which he NEVER has. He constantly makes sexist jokes, has treated his LI terribly, and the only woman he shows real respect to is Feyre who is an extension of Rhysand in his mind. he definitely wasn’t as bad in the earlier books as recently but he has never been who his fans characterize him as.
🔥Eris has somehow become massively overhyped😭 I see so many people praise him and cheer him on over/as better than the bat boys and I don’t think they realize they have made up a character for him entirely. At best, Eris falls somewhere in the realm of Rhys in morality. He may be “faking” a lot of the bad things he’s done but he has done them (your boy was utm supporting amarantha just like Rhys & may have tried to stop Lucien from literally getting killed but that’s the bare minimum). I do think he’d have been a better/more interesting love interest for Nesta but that’s just because Cassian set the bar SO low. Most of this man’s interactions with women is calling them derogatory terms he is not perfect and has not shown himself to be above any of the other male characters in his actions.
🔥Of all the mated pairs we’ve been shown in this universe the only two who I think genuinely love/wanted each other is Feyre and Rhys. They are FAR from perfect but the mating bond feels almost inconsequential to the start of their relationship. Feyre doesn’t really know/care about it bc of her human roots and Rhys never wants it to influence her decision and admits more than once it makes him worried she feels like she has to be with him (even after they’re together). Cassian’s opposition to that when Rhys brings it up and the entire way he treats Nesta makes it obvious he just wants a mate (or more precisely, he wants what Rhys has) and Lucien obviously would not have given AF about Elain without the bond. I am not a huge fan of mating bonds in this world in general but Feysand is the only ship where it feels like it’s being done right and more just one aspect of their relationship rather than the reason behind it.
🔥The Valkyries winning the blood rite is not that weird when you spend five minutes actually thinking about it, especially with the fact the bat boys are some of the only other people to do it. Like hmmmm what do these two groups of people have in common that the other Illyrians don’t?
1) Weren’t malnourished, sleeping out in the cold, and probably rife with injuries and sickness for YEARS before the rite
2) Have actual people they can trust with them for at least most of the rite
3) Not dealing with the whole wings being bound thing?? like seriously if they’re so sensitive that’s probably incredibly painful or at least annoying. The girls don’t have to deal with this at all and for the boys Rhys probably didn’t, Az is probably used to it (sobs), so it was just a factor for Cassian
4) Were well looked after, had access to education and information on the rite beyond word of mouth in the camps
My point overall is people tend to forget the Illyrian training camps are literally building child soldiers amongst terrible conditions. You are not fighting 100% or even like 50% of the blood rite, things like being well fed, physically able, and even just having someone who can watch your back while you sleep are so important so it is not surprising at all to me the girls made it while most Illyrians don’t, especially when theyre trained to belive it’s all about going in their to kill and be violent/a warrior (and this all doesn’t even touch on the weapons thing). It’s annoying and borderline sexist so many people complain about this, like just let these girls and their friendship bracelets be winners🤧
🔥Rhys’ trauma is so massively overlooked when people talk about his character/decisions. Not only was he essentially a sex slave for fifty years but Amarantha was also constantly psychologically torturing him all the while being the woman who literally tortured him and killed his friends years prior. To top it off, before Feyre there was literally no end in sight for him??? He couldn’t even hope to die because that would mean his magic couldn’t protect Velaris and his friends??? Even once he escapes the mountain he kind of just has to…move on? ) He doesn’t get any break or trauma therapy, he’s dumped right into it all and he literally doesn’t even tell anyone what happened?? The first time he brings it up to the IC in ACOWAR they’re all stunned to hear him say the words and then he breaks down to Feyre afterwards (literally probably the only person he talks to about what happened). It’s known to everyone including his people what he’s been through and it’s weaponized against him constantly. If he weren’t making bad choices, hurting people around him, and just overall struggling to be a good leader his character wouldn’t be realistic. This isn’t an excuse for every bad thing he’s done, but it’s a reality that most people in his situation wouldn’t do any better and couldn’t even handle being in his spot in the first place. There was a Rhys that existed before this series started and it makes much more sense to believe that guy was the decent male that shines through in some of his scenes with Feyre then to belive he’s always been cruel and evil and all his moments of kindness are just a bit (the evil!Rhys theories will never not be laughable to me, this man bawls in the crowded streets of his city just bc he loves his wife so much, he ain’t plotting evil in his spare time)
🔥The ship wars surrounding next book have gotten so over dramatic😭 most of these couples have barely even interacted on page. I get having preferences and seeing a vision for a pair, I do it too, but people fighting tooth and nail against these ships and swearing they won’t read next book if it’s not what they want are doing the most. Especially when these characters/ships actually…arent that different?? There’s so many similarities between Azriel/Lucien and even Gwyn/Elain, and the only character we know anything about thought/motivation wise is Azriel and even that is barely. I could see any of the pairings working perfectly well or also being written terribly, I think we should all care more about how next love story is written rather than who it’s with because the romance in the last few SJM books have been majorly slacking (Quinlar and Nessian are two of my least favorite ships she’s ever written like she must do better) and no matter who ends up together we probably will see some of the these ships (Elriel/Elucien at least) in a romantic sense before any sort of endgame is decided
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[Broken up as girls vs boys bc if it wasn’t it’d just be like all the girls and Dorian]
One of the most annoying things to me about the “poor Cassian he’s just a sad little brute of a warrior and Nesta makes him feel so inferior” arc in ACOSF is that it’s literally ALL CASSIAN’S OWN FAULT. Yes, his early childhood is especially traumatic and unfair but he was taken in by Rhys and his mother young enough (even earlier than Azriel) that he was given far more luxuries than any of the other Illyrians. The timeline is a bit screwy for the bat boys early days but Rhys took power relatively young after the war and Cassian was immediately put into a high ranking position of political power. He has all the money/power/luxuries he could want and also he’s FIVE HUNDRED+ YEARS OLD.
This man is not some poor sad underdog being belittled by a LITERAL TWENTY YEAR OLD WHO SPENT MOST OF HER LIFE IN POVERTY. Even the foil they try to do between him and Eris for sympathy is ridiculous. Yes, Eris is politically strategic, well dressed, knows how to dance and be diplomatic but CASSIAN COULD BE THOSE THINGS TOO and we know that not just because it’s obvious from his standing (which again he’s had for centuries) but because LITERALLY AZRIEL IS.
Azriel is described as the politest one constantly (even better at it than Rhys), Azriel knows how to dance expertly with Nesta (without needing sudden training from Mor), Azriel knows how to handle Eris and general diplomacy and AZRIEL HAD THE SAME UPBRINGING AS CASSIAN IF NOT A WORSE ONE. Again, the weird dichotomy they try to create between Cassian and Nesta about their social standing is ridiculous enough because it misrepresents Nesta but also the victimization of Cassian as if it’s somehow the worlds fault for his behavior and vilifying of people like Eris and Nesta for calling him out on it is insane.
I think it's fair to say that you can still be insecure about something even when it's no longer applicable or even just irrationally insecure. With that said, I think SJM really over does it. There is no sense that Cassian or Az or Rhys are genuinely beings that are hundreds of years old. They act like college students and seem to be frozen developmentally at like 25 at most.
I do totally agree with the irrational insecurity thing. It happens to the best of us and I even think if this was just something we see in Cassians head it would be understandable/sympathetic. I feel the bigger issue is how he takes that insecurity out on others and projects that sense of inferiority onto others’ view of him and acts out because of it (that’s why I brought up the Azriel parallel, and I think even Rhys does a good job of not letting that get to him)
THAT SAID I did just really want to expand on the comment about the bat boys’ age because I feel like it’s such a big problem/inconsistency for their characters. like truly the bat boys/ic would get so much less hate if they were the same age as the Archerons or even just 100-200 years old. Making them over five centuries old inherently implies they should have a certain level of maturity that is just completely absent and while we know all this terrible stuff happened to them in their youth and more recently when the books start there’s still this huge gap of like 300 years where everything in their lives for the most part should have been…really good???
Rhysand gets hate for being a bad high lord bc even though we know on some level he cares about his people it’s just sooooo hard to realistically believe he’s been unable to do anything about the issues in the CON and Illryia, especially because Velaris isn’t even his doing?? Like it already existed when he took power and yes it’s still mostly thriving but we’re not necessarily led to believe that’s because of him. I have no doubt his 50 years under the mountain led to everything going downhill, but it’s also never implied things were better in the NC before that, he was still “trying” to make changes and if three hundred years of trying has changed so little like maybe you aren’t trying hard enough…
Cassian I’ve read to filth above but I will just say he acts SO juvenile and like a genuine frat boy most of the time. It’s one thing to have a MMC in his twenties talk like that but when he’s a FIVE HUNDRED YEAR OLD MAN his creepy sexist gross comments are not cute or funny but a genuine red flag😩 even if it is just his “acting out” over how he feels he’s viewed if he hasn’t resolved that inner turmoil after 500 years i’m not sure he ever will.
Azriel I have a lot of sympathy for because I do feel like he’s still actively stuck in a bad space in his job with obligations we don’t yet fully understand and despite that I do think he is the most mature of the bat boys BUT his whole thing with Mor would make so much more sense on BOTH their ends if it was going on for 10, 20, 100 years rather than FIVE HUNDRED. I am of the belief that their relationship was just a genuine slip up on SJM’s part and they were originally meant to be together, but where it stands it’s just so weird for a literal spy to not pick up on the clues for so long and for Mor to feel like she has to hide who she is from her entire family for so long.
IDK, I just feel like the big unnecessary age gaps are a general problem in fantasy but in SJM’s other books it’s actually done very intentional and the characters who are older (Rowan, Hunt, Manon, Lorcan, etc) actually feel older and like there’s a reason for how long they’ve been alive and not just for a bit.
Actually SO excited for the Shatter Me spin off novel like James Kent as our MMC??? The main trope being reverse GrumpyXSunshine??? His love interest being an assassin??? And he’s a healer??? I NEED IT NOW
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