hardcore since '84.

TJ Perkins. Man of a million faces. Got something going with a pretty young thing. 07/07. rp blog.

[theswaggiestplayer]

These girls are cray talented.

Congrats, Spyra! It's a big win for sure.

And Machiko, you're still a flawless bae who takes no shit so I wouldn't worry. You win some, you lose some.

[theswaggiestplayer]

Alex Reynolds stole my word and I'm filing every gimmick infringement suit possible.

Eve probably told him to do it. Smh.

Congrats though, Joe and Jasmin. Y'all are badasses. (Please don't take my lunch money.)

[brie-besosxo-blog]

I do love you but I can’t admit it in public where people can see, gosh.

…even though I technically just did but that doesn’t count.

[theswaggiestplayer]

Will you still love me after I beat Daniel at EVERY CARNIVAL GAME EVER?

Please say yes.

[brie-besosxo-blog]

Ugh, I suppose so.

Sounds like a plan. I hope Daniel beats you at everything and you cry.

[theswaggiestplayer]

And here I thought you loved me.

:(

[brie-besosxo-blog]

You’re an idiot but I miss you.

Let’s do a thing soon.

Let’s double date. Me & Daniel, you & Lexi.

[theswaggiestplayer]

But I'm your favorite idiot so it all works out. <3 <3 <3

I'm feelin' a carnival or something. Lexi and I can eat cotton candy, you and I can catch up, and I can beat Daniel at every single carnival game.

Every. Single. Carnival game.

[dojowolf]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the second greatest thing to ever happen to me.

[theswaggiestplayer]

Jake Peralta is Manik's secret identity.

POLICE OFFICER ON THE DL.

[theswaggiestplayer]

We're all in love and it FEEEEELS SO GOOD.

...well, I mean, not "all" as in a big circle of lovey dovey feels, but...

............you know what I mean, shut up.

[yoitslexik]

The fuck is wrong with you.

[theswaggiestplayer]

...nothing, this is awkward.

I'm perfect.

<3

[theswaggiestplayer]

evanoteve replied to your post:murdercitynibas replied to your post: Stop what…

Your own fault, rly.

You’re too shady for me, good day.

[evanoteve-blog]

Bae, you haven’t seen shady. I can show you shady.

[theswaggiestplayer]

You're gonna need that shade next time I BURN YOU.

HAHAHAHAHA.

[theswaggiestplayer]

evanoteve replied to your post:murdercitynibas replied to your post: Stop what...

Your own fault, rly.

You're too shady for me, good day.

[theswaggiestplayer]

EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEEEEE

EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU’RE PART OF A TEAAAAAM

(except everyone hates me and it makes me sad)

(swaggiest independent player who doesn’t need no man)

[yoitslexik]

Find your chill.

[theswaggiestplayer]

I'm Andy Swagberg.

I always have chill.

[theswaggiestplayer]

murdercitynibas replied to your post: Stop what you’re doing.

evanoteve replied to your post: Shut up and go to bed, wee child.

This is why I have trust issues.

[theswaggiestplayer]

EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEEEEE

EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAAAAAM

(except everyone hates me and it makes me sad)

(swaggiest independent player who doesn't need no man)

[soundismusic]

Visit Original Link

Everything is AWESOME!!! by Tegan and Sara (feat. The Lonely Island) ♪ Everything is awesome, everything is cool when you’re part of a team ♫

From The Lego Movie. It was a great movie btw, has deep meaning.

[yoitslexik]

I’m also going to persuade TJ into going to Disneyland with me.

…and by persuade I really mean he has no say in the matter. Late anniversary date, soz bae.

[theswaggiestplayer]

Bae thinkin' I'd be mad at Disneyland.

[eveofeminence-blog-blog]

Gotta say, it’s been a pretty fun two years. Here’s to more.

Love you, Mike. <3

[theswaggiestplayer]

Gross.

[theswaggiestplayer]

Agents of SHIELD destroyed me as a person and I'm done with life, deuces.