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[Lancer RP blog] Everette [He/Him] A good solider to the end

[theswordexcalibur]

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Everette - He/Him

Harrison armory pilot, I mostly do whatever lets me get into a fight the quickest.

My beautiful boy Lancelot is perfect do not insult him ever.

FAQ under the cut

Q: Are you gay??

A: No. Stop asking.

Q: Okay but seriously?

A: no.

Q: What's the deal with you and the priest

A: Nothing? he's funny.

Q: Why the King Arthur theme?

A: I was read the stories after training as a child, and in memory of Guinevere, my first mech

[theswordexcalibur]

soilder /lh

@strix-duskwing

I’ll kill you

[kazsartcorner]

Ding ding! It's dinnertime corporate fascist soldiers!

[strix-duskwing]

@theswordexcalibur do they really feed you all ts in ha

[theswordexcalibur]

You’ve been spending too much time with the child

[teamworkrobot]

New lancer arrivals in system 28-IMSE-B: planet 2A [Kronos]. Code names: Rampage and Shadow. Supporting the Union in our continued investigation of the Kronos phenomena.

Make sure to be welcoming to the new crew. Team building exercises will begin this afternoon.

N.O.R.A robot - proud to be assisting union employees in teamwork and communication

[theswordexcalibur]

Oh joy more witnesses to our horrible deaths

[teamworkrobot]

Question of the day:

What is the largest animal you think you could reasonably win a fight against?

[theswordexcalibur]

Injured coyote

[teamworkrobot]

Question of the day:

What is the best unusual combination of food that you can come up with?

For example: Garlicky jolly ranchers

[theswordexcalibur]

Vodka cranberry made with unripe blueberries instead

[vexwerewolf]

[strix-duskwing]

thank you big sal

@theswordexcalibur

[theswordexcalibur]

I love big sal

[theswordexcalibur]

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Everette - He/Him

Harrison armory pilot, I mostly do whatever lets me get into a fight the quickest.

My beautiful boy Lancelot is perfect do not insult him ever.

FAQ under the cut

Q: Are you gay??

A: No. Stop asking.

Q: Okay but seriously?

A: no.

Q: What's the deal with you and the priest

A: Nothing? he's funny.

Q: Why the King Arthur theme?

A: I was read the stories after training as a child, and in memory of Guinevere, my first mech

[strix-duskwing]

[theswordexcalibur]

I’m literally??? Not gay???

[acidhydra101]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. apocalypse rail

[sario528]

Happy mech pride yall

[theswordexcalibur]

everyone talks about child soldiers but I was raised one and I'm normal whatever.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Bitches love me for my combat skills, easily reprogrammable mind, and gaping void where my personhood used to be

[a-quiet-banshee]

they love me for my quick wit and the ease of which I discard my humanity when told to

[strix-duskwing]

help i think i just saw a man bathe in his own cum

[mourningcoven]

excuse me??

[strix-duskwing]

apparently it was candlewax (at least @teamworkrobot says so)

but yeah.

[strix-duskwing]

help i think i just saw a man bathe in his own cum

[mourningcoven]

excuse me??

[strix-duskwing]

apparently it was candlewax (at least @teamworkrobot says so)

but yeah.

[teamworkrobot]

The best part of being given full range over my tunglr account is that I can bully all of the lancers I have to work with.

I deserve this privilege, however, because all of the other teamwork robots working under the Union get to work with normal people! Right now I have to deal with an uptight SSC mech operator, a timid little girl who can barely answer my qotd, an insane priest who bathes in candle wax and an injured HA pilot.

Sometimes I wonder where the Union finds these people...

[strix-duskwing]

FUCK YOU IM NOT TIMID OR LITTLE (and maybe i would have answered your qotd if it wasn't about FOOD)

[strix-duskwing]

wait

[strix-duskwing]

ok thank ra it wasn't cum

[theswordexcalibur]

wait why wasnt i insulted

[strix-duskwing]

idk i guess the teamwork robot likes y

wait

hold on

teamwork robot how did you know what he was bathing in

[theswordexcalibur]

oh he told me so presumably he told the robot

[mourningcoven]

Odin up in Asgard just like: whatever. Go my crows

[fatewitcher]

They’re ravens dumbass

[mourningcoven]

whatever <3

[theswordexcalibur]