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Possibly a very confused burrowing owl. He/Him, old enough to remember dial up

[cristalplanetheart]

[no-reference-georg]

Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun

[dailycatsblog]

[thatcutelittleneko]

[lgbtqgmh]

[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, ‘God says homosexuality is in’ and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]

[melorasmushrooms]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[quasi-normalcy]

how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time I’ve been on here?

[supergrinch]

reblog to be eaten by this thing

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[theconcealedweapon]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well it’s official. Almost all of my 20-ish cousins have been divorced at some point now.

There’s one couple remaining and my hypothesis about them is that my cousin’s husband was divorced before he married her so the universe decided that counts or something and she gets a pass.

The only other three of us who haven’t been divorced are the ones who are generally bad at finding dates in the first place. Maybe we dodged a bullet there by being undateable.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think my brother hasn’t been divorced because he’s the youngest out of all of us and he’s only 21 so maybe he’ll break the trend.

One cousin that’s my age was divorced by the time she was 21 though so being young isn’t a guaranteed get out of divorce free card.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Come to think of it all of my dad’s brothers and sisters either got divorced or had a spouse die way too soon or have a crazy ex of some kind that tried to kill them so maybe my grandparents used up all of our line’s romance luck with their long and successful high school sweetheart marriage and eight kids.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well if you don’t count family curses then you can make a lot of statistics look better now can’t you

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

The “garden weasel” is disappointingly unmustelid in form

[cellaspider]

oh i'll look it up it probably looks like a rabbit or somet-

oh my god. who even thought to call that a weasel. thats not what that is.

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[afeelgoodblog]

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

[vanshira]

did you write this notice for the belugas or

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

[nodensart]

Opening commissions for May! From portraits to illustrations, dark fantasy and funny dnd characters, I also work with 18+ art. Contact me via email [email protected] if you are interested. ✨ All info: nodens-commission.carrd.co ✨ I would be grateful for RTs and shares!

[only-cat-memes]

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

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[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[76ello]

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

[theoriginalfool]

oh miette

[fantasylover4538]

I need more Miette

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[moggiem]

The fact that the defective turrets have masculine voices, whereas the normal turrets have feminine voices, implies some really fascinating stuff about the manufacturing processes at Aperture. Arguably, it's canon that part of the process of making a functioning turret is to forcefem her.