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@theteaminion
"Hey guys, look, I'm an agent!"
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] Sadly, I do have a job, and said job has me in meetings for the next two days.
[Message] Our resident genius is away from Wednesday to Friday, though.
[Message] In which time I will have full run of the branch.
[Message] Are you sure you are actually inviting me to a fire?
[Message] It sounds like an opportunity to do damage instead.
[Message] Not inside the branch, are you bonkers?
[Message] Do you know how quickly I'd lose my job?
[Message] I was suggestion a minion field trip. Hell knows they need it, and you are free to tag along if you'd like.
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] If someone were to slip some extra reports into my ‘to burn pile’…
[Message] I’m sure it wouldn’t be of consequence.
[Message] And when will this take place?
[Message] Wouldn’t want to be late.
[Message] Sadly, I do have a job, and said job has me in meetings for the next two days.
[Message] Our resident genius is away from Wednesday to Friday, though.
[Message] In which time I will have full run of the branch.
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] Wow, thanks.
[Message] I have enough between you and Bond that I could probably host a marshmallow roast over them.
[Message] You in?
[Message] Can we include any other reports that make me seem…
[Message] Well, you know.
[Message] Then yes.
[Message] If someone were to slip some extra reports into my 'to burn pile'...
[Message] I'm sure it wouldn't be of consequence.
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] If you’re willing to deal with the report he’s putting in.
[Message] Which I purposefully put on the bottom of my ‘to-do’ pile.
[Message] I can only hide so many of those.
[Message] Not my work.
[Message] That is yours.
[Message] Burn them. That’s fun.
[Message] Wow, thanks.
[Message] I have enough between you and Bond that I could probably host a marshmallow roast over them.
[Message] You in?
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] Completely distasteful.
[Message] Though I don’t think I’ve ever seen our Quartermaster turn so red before.
[Message] And that makes it all worth it.
[Message] It does, doesn’t it?
[Message] If you're willing to deal with the report he's putting in.
[Message] Which I purposefully put on the bottom of my 'to-do' pile.
[Message] I can only hide so many of those.
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] Q has asked me to remind you that porn is not to be submitted into the server for funny video Friday. Really, guys?
[Message] But it was quite funny, wasn’t it?
[Message] Have you ever seen porn as corny?
[Message] Completely distasteful.
[Message] Though I don't think I've ever seen our Quartermaster turn so red before.
OOC: Sorry!
I am so sorry for that hiatus, guys! A lot of things happened in my life recently that I had to deal with. I am now fully back.
[Message To: Minions--From: R]
[Message] Q has asked me to remind you that porn is not to be submitted into the server for funny video Friday. Really, guys?
[Message to: Minions-- From:R]
[Message] Q has told me to remind you that under no circumstances is changing everyone's computer backgrounds to pictures of Nicholas Cage O.K. If it happens again, he will be inclined to call a meeting. Please don't make him call a meeting.
[Anyone want to RP with R? It's a new blog, so she's still setting up, but would love some company!]