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i’ve waited a whole year to finally reblog this

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Been in my queue for a year

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The Battle of Hogwarts.. May 2nd 1998

19 years later is here. May 2nd 2017

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This has been in my queue for four months.

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Happy slytherin pride day!!

eggsaladstain

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back

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I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

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this is beautiful

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I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

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People who don’t get this infuriate me

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tastefullyoffensive

Same.

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“I can’t believe the heat from the sun travelled 146.6 million kilometres just to melt my fucking chocolate bar.”

-Hufflepuff, probably

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Peak Slytherin is, when you can verbally obliterate your enemy but get anxiety when it comes to ordering food from a complete stranger.

Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.

Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.

Peak Slytherin is, being so dubious and scientific that you can get all the research done in one night and still not do do it b ed cause you can’t see a good enough reason to do it.

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Gryffindor: Come on, okay? You’re beautiful; you have nothing to be insecure about.

Slytherin: That is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that shit down.

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when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”