Red Spy

Gentlemen.

[thetf2spy]

◇Introduction◇

[Hello, this is my first ever RP blog. Sadly I have zero idea how this stuff works so I am trying my best]

Please, be respectful, be kind, no need to be mean.

DNI stuff

Average dni criteria (transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, etc.)

(ESPECIALLY PROSHIPPERS, GET OUT‼️‼️‼️😥)

GOOD THINGS TO KNOW

This blog isn't very serious :p

(I headcanon Spy is a trans man, next question)

No rules on interactions and stuff, i simply won't answer if it makes me uncomfortable.

Good day

[thetf2spy]

Does Solider knows you are French?-

If yes, then how does he handle it? [And how do you handle his American @ss]

"Sadly yes.. he does know. And he is always annoying about it. And I don't know how I handle him... Cigarettes I suppose?"

[thetf2spy]

Hello Spy!! I would like for you to meet someone!! Say hello to Polite Spy!! [From Freak Fortress 2]

"..."

"You have a very lovely suit, Spy."

"Thank you, Spy. You have a very nice hat."

The end. They then talk about different suits for 3 hours straight..

[thetf2spy]

Hey- I'm back with another question(not really) from a friend *clears throat and laughs* ohh this one is ridiculous... Anyway- "how would you like to have a cat? This one doesn't shed a ton, it's playful and snuggly, yet mostly calm, it's a boy, American short hair" and they gave my the cat along with it. *I holds cat out towards spy and shrugs*

"Hi again. I don't really like cats-.."

"..."

"Thank you. He's perfect."

[thetf2spy]

(My OC, Grim(or interloper) speaking): hey, spy, took me a while but I made you a custom butter fly knife, and my friend what's to ask a question, do you own any Spy crabs? Oh and here's the custom handcrafted knife. *I hand him a knife with, Spy engraved in gold on he blade* :3

"Very nice. Thank you, Grim. For your time and this knife. I'll put it in my collection."

"And for your friend's question, I have one."

[thetf2spy]

Ilysm Spy /p. Ur my comfort character. I would like to thank you for that. Also. Gift. *gives you Spycrab and expensive chocolates* Be gentle with him. Hes fragile.

"Well thank you. I'm glad to be your comfort character. And thank you for the gifts as well."

[thetf2spy]

All I want...

Is a specific hat

The Stealth Steeler. This is all really

I just really like hats

Also, how are ya? I didn't ask before

"A hat?.. that's all you want? No money? Alright..."

"Here. I suppose."

"And I'm doing well, thank you."

[thetf2spy]

Hello there Spy

Are you still in contact with Scout's Ma?

Yes, I know about it.

No, I didn't tell Scout... yet.

Is there a chance I might tell him if you won't do something for me? Perhaps

:]

"Not exactly..not like it's any of your business..."

"And what could you POSSIBLY want.."

[thetf2spy]

"Hm... Feel like something is different about you, mate... Ah! I've got it. You got a haircut?" He's doing very poorly at hiding his grin. @thecozycamper

"What are you on about?"

[thecozycamper]

“I were… jokin’… cause the mask- …”

Sniper fails his social interaction of the day

[thetf2spy]

"Oh."

"I thought you actually found out I got a haircut..."

[thetf2spy]

"Hm... Feel like something is different about you, mate... Ah! I've got it. You got a haircut?" He's doing very poorly at hiding his grin. @thecozycamper

"What are you on about?"

[thetf2spy]

Okay now draw him pregnant

[thetf2spy]

*gives you a VERY nice bottle of wine*

Enjoy 🥳

"!!!"

"Why thank you, anon."

[thetf2spy]

Spy Do you have two sides?

"yes."

[thetf2spy]

Do you wear dresses??? I NEED TO KNOW

"Imbecile! I do not wear dresses!"

(the way my art style changes each time is irritating I apologize 😭)

[thetf2spy]

Hello spy. What is your opinion on sniper?

"..."

"I suppose I don't have one. The bushman pisses in jars, what is there to say?"

[thetf2spy]

SPY!! How are you?!! TELL ME!!!!!!!

"I am fine. Thank you."

"And why are you YELLING?"