The Things That Never Happened

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walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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eww

when i die my atoms will come undone; i’ll be space dust, once again.

the wind will carry me; scatter me everywhere; like dandelions in springtime.

i’ll visit worlds and alien moons; it will be so damn poetic- until i land on your sandwich.]

#death

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Humpback Whale | by: { Marco Fraschetti }

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.. dive .. | Beautiful Season | Pinterest on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/161916006

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My story isn’t pleasant, it’s not sweet and harmonious like the invented stories; it tastes of folly and bewilderment, of madness and dream, like the life of all people who no longer want to lie to themselves.

Hermann Hesse (via liberatingreality)

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me participating in a group project

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

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looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

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Get out.

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Stephen Colbert signs off from The Colbert Report

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At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

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those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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Mom: 'well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

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I’ve always seen this in you, ever since you were a little girl — this hunger to love other people into their highest selves and it’s what has made me irreversibly and just so forever in love with you.

Jennifer Elisabeth

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Carve your name on hearts, not tombstones. A legacy is etched into the minds of others and the stories they share about you.

Shannon L. Alder

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If you can love the wrong one so much, just imagine how much you can love the right one.

HONY

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5 Phrases That Make My Blood Run Colder Than Ice

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What would Jesus do