Why Hello There

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[jennlegacy]

It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.

[scotianostra]

A wee video of the Duke without the cone on his head, however………

[oh-glasgow]

This is how it happens.

[mistressofthedragoncrown-deacti]

In case you’re feeling down today...

In case you feel down today, just remember that the Norwegian Royal Guard has a penguin as their Colonel-in-Chief. This penguin legitemately fucking inspects the troops and fucking outranks so many people. His name is Sir Nils Olav, and he was knighted by the actual friggin King. Remember him. Remember Sir Nils Olav and feel better. 

[allofthepenguins]

Sir Nils Olav in action

[jiskblr]

smol Colonel

[themalachimeye]

smolonel

[slimetony]

Can a horse become king?

[classicmeevs]

whats a king to a horse

[quimstick-deactivated20221106]

what’s a horse to a different king

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

what’s a horse

[thethingymagig]

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

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[breakthestrutura]

this is my favorite vine

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[just-really-terrible-blog]

[bisexualwario]

me immediately after receiving the validation i crave

[biprep-deactivated20190915]

i love history because u learn all the drama that’s ever happened in the world without having to get involved at all!! its the ultimate version of staying in ur own lane

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

[littleblackmaps]

honestly can we please bring back pushing daisies it’s like the only supernatural show i could see without turning my resolution all the way up every single show about anything remotely supernatural needs to pay the damn electric bill i am so tired

[spite]

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

[cannabinomad]

[luvbey]

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

[weloveshortvideos]