The Life and Times of One Grimace Thor

Alchemist, punslinger, and charlatan. Join me on these journeys, won't you?

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[reddpropaganda]

My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.

[owny-chan]

au where hes saying all of this at once

[vampire-crimson]

the best part about this image set is that it’s all different frames of the same scene so i like to imagine that he’s running away, saying all of it just for emphasis

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[concubine-hypergreen]

there is a good saying: "if you meet the buddha on the road, kill him."

it is a good saying. but he probably has energy attacks, and you know his monk ass is bitch broke. plus people will be mad if they find out. the more i think about it, the worse it seems as a value proposition

[deathricedrawn]

mmmmy structure my Madness My Structure My Madness #mystructure

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[i-am-the-oyster]

[avspol]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[aijouz]

brain to brain communication?

[sovietnam]

[bupp3t]

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i remember