The Life and Times of One Grimace Thor

Alchemist, punslinger, and charlatan. Join me on these journeys, won't you?

[devilishdescent]

i abandon here my popped tags

i abandon here a part of the $20 in my pocket

i, miquelmore the kind, am vowing for a consort

this is fucking awe-inspiring

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[mikkeneko]

the dad never came back from the corner store but the cigarettes did. and they stepped up

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[sexhaver]

[viralfrog]

[stonedrunkwizard]

Another week's worth of bird people.

[boucicaut]

[medievalsquire]

my knight just stood silently on a cliffside for an hour because he was "contemplating the burden of destiny” but i think he forgot why we climbed up there

[dreadwedge]

It’s called the brothers grimm rather than the grimm brothers cause you might think the were just two dour lads. Whereas it’s called the wright brothers and not the brothers wright lest you mistake them for a single craftsman who is skilled at manufacturing guys

[dreadwedge]

One of my greatest flaws as a poster I think is that I am prone to this sort of cleverness. The sort of wordplay you might expect a middle aged British man to deliver with a twinkle in his eye on daytime television to an audience that does not laugh but does applaud. Which has its place, certainly. And is satisfying to write and to read. It certainly tends to have the potential for online vitality. Just know that to me this type of wordplay/rhyming heavy post is dirt. Good dirt. But not shit compared to what I truly love (being incomprehensible and offputting)

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[ranni-thewitch]

#blogging

[succumbing-song]

[vaults-of-zin]

I refused to leave when the experiment was over and bargained my way up to three marshmallows.

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection