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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kiana Khansmith
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
Mike Driver
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER
oozey mess
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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blake kathryn
styofa doing anything
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Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
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@thethirdsmokeybear
i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going
october 2019. i really had no fucking idea what was coming huh.
writer culture be like
TOP TEN MAURICE HIMBO MOMENTS
In no particular order
1. This face
Fornicating... with women
2. The luggage joke.
Imagine your brother is running super late and some dude asks for him. and you reply with all the salt in the world, "mehmeh he's not here, but his KIT is, do you want to see his KIT"
And the dude just says "no, thank you, though :) "
3. The moment he knew he fucked up
So you drop college and your father figure tells you that a gentlemen would have apologized by instinct. Feels bad, man.
4. When you tell your mom that you're not gay because you kissed your boyfriend like a brother
5. You quit college and someone asks "what will you do?"
Relatable
6. These two cuties telling each other their full names over the phone
7. It's the morning of, and you act all sassy like, "I won't be down until later" internally going like "haha fooled him." And then Simcox being like, "bitch you thought, I see the stairs, I see the clothes, the mud on the carpet fuck you"
8. Cute himbo combo date at the museum
9. When he says, "do you want to go shooting tomorrow uwu" and you're like "maybe ;) No wait tomorrow is the cricket game"
10. This beautiful stare. Sir, people are watching.
Cuties <3
my favourite thing about hercule poirot is that once he solved the murder he just makes everyone involved sit in a circle and dig shit about everyone before telling who’s the killer he’s like “i know we’re here because someone is dead but lemme tell you susan is the illegitimate child of paul and bethany is in love with her step brother. this had absolutly nothing to do with the killing but i thought yall should know tbh. now about the murder”
Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday
*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours
i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90
hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.
U don’t miss ur ex it’s just dark at 5pm
i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out
replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay
Bi Visibility Day 23rd of September
Emmerdale / Robert Sugden
for @rustandruin
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going
october 2019. i really had no fucking idea what was coming huh.
