Aspergagus

Kaila • Libra • Finger Guns and Dabs

[frankoceano]

[janefondasmugshot-deactivated20]

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

[gomjabbar]

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

[especiallyecho]

Ah yes, the ripe old age of 18 and over.

[rorysaur-deactivated20181218]

Hate to ruin the fun but…

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[shameshack]

you can stop sleeping, sweaty :))

@thebootydiaries wakes you up first thing in the morning by crawling up to your window and saying this

[thewokepill]

[thethugisnotonfire]

You'd think that it'd be easier for me to like find someone because I'm bilingual and bisexual, so there are more options, but no. Kms

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[biancahaylock]

Queen of the gays, Tiffany “New York” Pollard chooses to evict homophobic housemate Winston McKenzie in Celebrity Big Brother UK 2016

[onlytwitterpics]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Beyoncé’s pregnancy news + best tweets

[nevebianca]

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

why did they have to word it like that….

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[archcracker]

[daveycameronisapie]

Is there anything more excruciating than not knowing if someone is “feel bad, need space”, “feel bad, need u to reach out” or “literally fine, just busy, stop pestering me”