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fae/it/they/he 💉 5/14/2026 mixed origins cDID sys of 100+ 19 y/o butch dyke tguy coyote trapped in a humans body :3 under 16 dni (avatar id: himiko toga looking to the right)

[thetimekeepers]

hi, we're the timekeepers!

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we are a mixed origins polyfrag c-did system of 100+. we are a 19 year old, white, southern, autistic, punk, disabled, otherkin anarchist/socialist. headmates do not sign off. collectively we identify as a permadead aroace butch transguy dyke. we're also a practicing laveyan satanist!

some subcultures im part of include babyfur/diaperfur, puppyplay, otherkin/therianthropy, punk, and more! i might have some more adult content in my reblogs so if youre under 16 please dni.

special interests : POKEMON!!!!, true crime, visual arts, my little pony, vocal synths, bnha

hobbies/interests : carrd design, kandi, fanfiction, mogai, technical theater, rhythm games, fnaf, black butler, mario kart, animal jam, cookie run kingdom, UTDR, south park, steven universe, omori, splatoon

art sideblog : @coyodeity

pokemon sideblog : @clefableism

[girbirty]

this is what i mean when i say i want avengers infighting

[hurtspideyparker]

superheroes are just begging to have their gender trans-ed.

bullied for being small and weird, transitioned into a body unlike he's ever had but that matches his brain and heart comfortably for the first time in his life?

TRANSGENDER 🫵

puts on a fake persona of narcissism to distract from the fact he's soft-hearted, and blaringly different no matter what room he enters, and always treated as smaller than his male predecessors?

TRANSGENDER 🫵

names himself a man before his voice even stops cracking, gets targeted with gender-based insults, uses humour to deflect from deeper feelings, gets attached to male mentor figures easily

TRANSGENDER 🫵

angry, hairy, short, and loves his vices

TRANSGENDER 🫵

super hot and mentally ill

TRANSGENDER 🫵

[oh-youaresogood]

Hey so, can someone give me paci kisses like right now? Just bump their paci right against my lips or my cheek?

The way I give you kisses all over your face to make you giggle, can you do that to me? With your paci? While you giggle and squeal like crazy?

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 73

The Onceler (The Lorax)

Bobby (Kpop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

Onceler art by @teysifox

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79

Bowser (Nintendo)

Scrub Daddy (Real Life)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[slowtovvn]

Pride 2023 moodboard !

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[thetimekeepers]

i don't give a fuck about "bad binding practices". stop putting it in otherwise happy trans fics. it feels patronizing, i will do what i want with my body and i will not be criticized for refusing to believe MYTHS about trans health.

and while i'm on the topic, authors, there is a spectrum of transness between "first haircut and name change" and "all surgeries completed and full legal transition". include socially transitioned characters. include characters a few months on HRT. include characters with only one surgery out of what they want. include characters that are accepted as trans and not questioned no matter how far they've transitioned.

and write more than just dysphoria fics. trans people are allowed to be happy, and that happiness doesn't have to center around our gender.

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[villainessbian]

Ough... what if my author made me...

[feral-asexual-possum]

shout out to black trans men y'all are so fucking awesome and strong and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[autistic-xenbi]

💗 ⁞ Aepluric

Aepluric :: a relationship within the system where all members are involved.

Relationships can be romantic or platonic, or anything in-between. Relationships do not all need to be with each other, but they can be in pairs, constellations, as a group, etc.

original post | recoin of equipluaric

× Flag ID :: A flag in pink and blue shades, the stripes from top to bottom are, a thin very light pink stripe then a larger light pink one, a similar sized darker pink one, a large (purple shade) stripe in the middle then, in the same stripe sizes as the pink ones but in reverse size order, A dark blue one, a light blue one then a very light blue one. In the middle of the flag is a purple pixel heart. /end ID

[radiomogai]

[PT: Aepluric. End PT]

[blinguie]

jongler's theory

thank you @raisedbat for alt text!

[germonline]

dont care if u think its cringe cuz its not ur life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mimikabii]

extinguished