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When I was twelve I decided to live my life to the fullest. So far, so good. IÑUPIAQ / KĀNAKA MAOLI / DJ / PISCES

[toastbutteregg]

[anterieur]

[bombing]

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[centtury]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if u a lil ugly

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

I’m the insurance company

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[bigfloridaboy]

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[amoisthobo]

[thetingeofnotknowing]

me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time

[daftpostpunk]

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

[75orchids]

Me: reblogs cute picture Me: the government is corrupt and wants nothing more than to kill you Me: reblogs funny post

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[funkidrops]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs