From the Lips of a Lunatic

You have to be odd to be number one! 😉 Noah, 29, Canada, He/Him/His. GAYYY 🏳️‍🌈, Aquarius, ENFP, Humor blog

[segamascott]

me when i have two boyfriends

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[whumpster-fire]

Does the rest of this website live in some alternate reality where you never set foot in a kitchen until age 25?

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[chewbacca]

Work Bitch (2013)  |  The Witch (2015)

[lakefama]

you’ve seen hockey yaoi, now get ready for…

(part 2) 🕊️

[doggieghost]

dont care + im running n jumping n frolicking n having fun

[icantspellthings]

Nobody is the top or the bottom they don't even have sex they just stand next to each other and occasionally try to kill each other and that's like sex for them

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[acapelladitty]

I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?

Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.

[acapelladitty]

an honour

[dogpuppy]

[elnerdo19v2]

Sure, I’ll reblog this

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[fragile-things-archive]

the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

[probuccalfat]

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

[probuccalfat]

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

[depsidase]

[depsidase]