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Go Kindergarten by The Lonely Island featuring Robyn

party people we have taken control of your mind so get on the floor ‘cause it’s time to kick up dirt now let’s work hey we’re gonna dance tonight okay we all shining bright let the music take you away don’t ask questions just do everything that we say on the floor ladies shake that ass shake that shake that ass work it twerk it drop it fast fellas whip your dick out whip whip your dick out Indiana Jones and whip your fucking dick out now punch your friends punch punch your friends get on the fucking floor and punch your best friend make your butt look flat make that shit flat use the art of perspective or hide it in a hat go stupid get stupid because we said to do it go dumb eat garbage we going kindergarten yeah we know some of it might seem strange but don’t think just obey let the music play ‘cause we put it in a song so do everything that we say have a motherfucking baby on the floor raise it in the club homeschool it by the door now be ambidextrous fucking ambidextrous we’ll come around and test you it’s no biggie on our checklist now ladies whip your dick out whip whip your dick out don’t ask how just fucking figure it out now make your booty speak teach that ass English make it suck helium and talk like this now eat a banana potassium for stamina then build a school burn it down get on the floor and do it now fuck a house eat a shoe all because we told you to so raise your glass and break the glass and stomp your bare feet on the glass champagne corks pop ‘em off middle fingers up now chop ‘em off then pose nude for a family friend never speak of it again the party’s here and you can’t escape so just do everything that we say go zombie be brainless here we are entertain us be stupid go moron we going kindergarten

#The Lonely Island #Robyn #Go Kindergarten

Answer by They Might Be Giants

year after year, though every dream of a pony would end in tears the cake was lit, and as you blew the candles out your heart refilled and every year your dream was killed it may take an ocean of whiskey and time to wash all of the letdown out of your mind and this may not be the thing you requested but I am the answer to all your prayers all this time interested agents have been eavesdropping upstairs when will you recognize that I am the answer to all your prayers? you ordered well, they brought you medium rare you were promised fair and in response a clap of thunder broke the air the weather changed, the sky went black, and then it rained it may take an ocean of whiskey and time to wash all of the letdown out of your mind and this may not be the item you selected but I am the answer to all your prayers all this time the surveillance machine has been all up in your affairs when will you realize that I am the answer to all your prayers? it might seem like a thankless existence but don’t lose hope just yet you’ll be remembered for your persistence and this is the thanks you get you wanted tall, I came in under five-four then you asked for dark, I tend to sunburn a lot as for handsome, well can’t help you there so make of it what you will it may take an ocean of whiskey and time to wash all of the letdown out of your mind and I may not be the one you expected but I am the answer to all your prayers all this time interested agents have been eavesdropping upstairs when will you get that I am the answer to all your prayers? all this time the surveillance machine has been all up in your affairs it should be clear to you by now that I am the final answer to all your prayers

#They Might Be Giants #Answer

Everybody Hates Ned Flanders from The Simpsons

Everybody in the U.S.A hates their stupid neighbor he's Flanders and he's really, really lame Flanders tried to wreck my song his views on birth control are wrong I hate his guts and Flanders is his name F-L-A-N-R-D-S, he's the man that I hate best I'd like to see his house go up in flames F-L-A his name is Ned D-E-R it's a stupid name he's worse than Frankenstein or Doctor No you can't upset him even slightly he just smiles and nods politely then goes home and worships nightly his Leftorium is an emporium of woe F-L-A don't yell at Ned D-R-S his wife is dead everybody hates that stupid jerk Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing filling clubs with angry valentinos you don't have to move your feet just hate Flanders to the disco beat he's your perky, peppy nightmare neighboreeno if you despise polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd (that's us! hooray!) F-L-A his name is Ned D-R-S he is so white-bread that smiling, mustached geek who walks with God

#The Simpsons #Everybody Hates Ned Flanders

My Secret Origin by Ookla The Mok

there was a boy who knew he could be anything that he wanted to everybody told him he had a singular, special destiny everybody said he’d go far, everybody said he’d be a star they said he could be anything he wanted to be but he turned into me and now it seems increasingly unlikely that I’m gonna grow up to be Luke Skywalker I’m not gonna be Indiana Jones and after all this time it’s probably not gonna turn out that I’m the superpowered heir to a world that isn’t there anymore

but somebody told me I was special somebody told me that I could be anything I wanted to be how could they have known the dreams I had were not the dreams they had for me? they said I could be what I wanted they had no idea what I wanted

and I don’t mean to seem ungrateful for all their encouragement and praise I just meant to say that I don’t intend to stay and spend another wasted year ‘cause at the end instead I’ll still be sitting here wasting time and waiting

I’m waiting for my Lady Of The Lake to come and crown me king I’m waiting for my rocket to land so I can get my power ring I’m waiting for my radioactive meteorite to fall I’m waiting but I ain’t got no, got no meteorite at all

I’m waiting for my story to begin waiting for my

I’m not done don’t count me out of it, my story isn’t over yet I’m not the son of some Roman god but anyway I think I’m gonna be okay looking back I find it seems I’ve always had unlikely dreams but I can’t let that stop me now, it’s time to grow up anyhow and I may not be Hercules but here’s my new philosophy: ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba end of song

#Ookla The Mok #My Secret Origin

I Hold Your Hand In Mine by Tom Lehrer

I hold your hand in mine, dear I press it to my lips I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips my joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here but still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir

the night you died I cut it off I really don’t know why so now each time I kiss it, I get blood stains on my tie

I’m sorry now I killed you, for our love was something fine until they come to get me I shall hold your hand in mine

#Tom Lehrer #I Hold Your Hand In Mine

In My Own Way from Shock Treatment

if only you knew how to win some prizes if only you knew how to play if you could sleep nights, stop your crying then you might find out I still love you in my own way if that’s not enough then I am so sorry I met you it was almost like leading you on but there’s more to it all than just wringing your heart out over something that keeps on going wrong

so don’t tell me you love me how am I supposed to know what that means? no, don’t sell emotion you can’t find devotion if you’re falling apart at the seams

I hope that you smile when you reach your conclusion I hope that you know just what to say but if it should mean that the party’s over you should know that I still love you you should know that I still love you you should know that I still love you in my own way in my own way in my own way in my own way

#Shock Treatment #In My Own Way

The Old Me by Mike Phirman

I’m glad we’re moving on, that we’ve both gotten over it our breakup was pretty bad there for a while I look back and feel stupid stupid, I was mad I’ve been so juvenile but now that’s all over, peace has been made and there’s just one little thing unsaid that needs to be sayed

so, like that time a guy drove by and threw a sandwich at your head that was me last Thursday night when the nightclub said they lost your coat that was me social security believes that you are dead thanks to me when in the shower you found that tongue instead of soap well, that was me that was me

I feel really good the truth is coming out and I’m just glad we didn’t let things go too far I may have spent five hundred ninety one dollars and eighteen cents ruining your life but I can’t afford to let our friendship fall apart thank God that’s all over, the pain’s at an end and we can be happy as friends I think enough time has passed that we can look back and laugh I know I can

the last three chapters of all your books that were all torn out that was me who signed you up for the Scientology mailing list? that was me somebody peed in your Brita and that somebody was me who wrote that email virus hoping it would get to you? (and I’ll bet it did) that was me that was me

then someone told you I was sorry in a note left on your door that that was my roommate and because of that he’s no one’s roommate anymore I think we have learned a lot from this God knows I have ‘cause I’ve learned how to sign your name and plug your drain and make it rain and plant drugs and drug your plants and post videos of you throwing up in your hands

and I was responsible for the events of September Eleventh Two Thousand And Eight the year someone stuck a banana in your grandma’s tailpipe and when I say tailpipe I’m really sorry

and that time you thought that there was just one more stair that was me and when that guy hit your new boyfriend with a bat that was not me but he did it on my behalf for a fee that filled in crossword that was me

your new car was dirty, someone wrote “wash me” on the hood with a key and shot your dog into space

and that time you got drunk at that costume party and hooked up with that Japanese dude that never called you back hai

and on that online message board who said you should go rent Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull? (I didn’t think you’d actually do it) that was me the old me

#Mike Phirman #The Old Me

Release The Hostages by NoFX

stop have a beer it’s on me has anyone ever told you that you look like a star? gonna sit at the bar so I drink ‘cause it makes me happier than being alone my good friend Johnny Walker keeps me warm like a cunt seems like everybody’s got something I have not a reason not to die death to Mister Right ‘cause that’s not me

seems like everybody’s got something I have not a reason not to die so I say death to Mister Right he makes me sad yeah yeah yeah

#NoFX #Release The Hostages

Plastic Lips by The Aquabats

there is a girl, she is brand new so shiny, vinyly, so finally we know what to do and she is toxic, what I hear and just like plasticine I want to squish her because she’s perfect she’s plastic everybody wants to kiss her perfect plastic lips they say to get away but I can’t give her the slip

it makes me wonder if this world is plastic woah, woah, you’re really artificial it makes me wonder if this world is plastic woah, woah, you’re really artificial it makes me wonder if you might think that I may be artificial myself it makes me wonder if this world is plastic woah, woah you’re really artificial, it’s officially official

you know that girl she’s out of touch so squeaky, freaky, and I’m thinking that she may be too much and she’s a genius, did you know? and, yeah, I’m sure she really cares about you because she’s perfect she’s plastic everybody wants to have perfect plastic lips they say come out and play but I can’t give her the slip

(”there’s a girl out there.” “a girl? really? well, get rid of her, you idiot!”)

#The Aquabats #Plastic Lips

Metro City Ransom by Porno Porkchop

who gives a shit about the biscuits and the grits? I just wanna ride my motorcycle with a guy who wears brown overalls when he smashes your ride you say “oh, my car” ‘cause you can’t fuck with the Haggar you can’t fuck with the Haggar you can’t fuck with the Haggar the mayor of Metro City the mayor of Metro City the mayor of Metro City coming to take your life

we’re going down to that there subway and we will make all the Mad Gear pay he’s gonna grab ‘em and jump in the air and piledrive ‘em like he don’t fucking care you can’t fuck with the Haggar you can’t fuck with the Haggar you can’t fuck with the Haggar the mayor of Metro City the mayor of Metro City the mayor of Metro City coming to take your life

(he’s gonna do it, jump and attack at the same time, spin around in a circle and go “RAAAHHH”)

#Porno Porkchop #Metro City Ransom

Happy Boy by The Beat Farmers

I was walking down the street on a sunny day (hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba) a feeling in my bones says I’ll have my way (hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba) ‘cause I’m a happy boy oh I’m a happy boy ain’t it good when things are going your way? (hey hey)

my little dog, Spot, got hit by a car (hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba) put his guts in a box and put it in a drawer (hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba) ‘cause I’m a happy boy oh I’m a happy boy ain’t it good when things are going your way? (hey hey)

I forgot all about it for a month and a half (hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba) I looked in the drawer and started to laugh (hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba) ‘cause I’m a happy boy oh I’m a happy boy ain’t it good when things are going your way? (hey hey)

#The Beat Farmers #Happy Boy

The One With ‘Kid’ by Local H

and when there’s no one left to lie to forced to face the truth about me and you and see it from all sides all the sides that you’ve battered and now burned so baby could you do me a favor? fall off of the Earth and I’ll see you later just give me a call and tell me you miss me a call I won’t return so now which one is the owner of the friends we made together? and how do we divide a city and the bars where we drank forever? so take this for granted: you’ll leave here empty-handed my image of you shattered, winning is all that matters I won’t let you gut our happy home

give me my Zeppelin CDs you know you took ‘em, I know you did where’s my Pretenders record? you know the one, the one with Kid where’s all my AC/DCs? my Interpol? my Libertines? where’s all my Kyuss records? you never liked them until you met me

sensations, frustrations, barbed wire for coronations my Heart Of Glass twelve-inch is scratched no matter what it’s costing, make sure you leave with nothing I won’t stand here and watch you gut our home you gut our home you gut our home you gut our home

my heart of glass is scratched

so take this for granted: you’ll leave here empty-handed so hateful, so shameless won’t let you leave here blameless you know I can’t take it, won’t laugh and smile and fake it your image of me shattered, winning is all that matters oh god I can’t stand it you’ll leave here empty-handed can’t stand here and watch you gut our home you gut our home you gut our home you gut our home you gut our home you gut our home

#Local H #The One With 'Kid'

End Of The Rope by They Might Be Giants

how thoughtless of me how dumb can you be? hopeless, wasn’t that what you called me? and in fact it was even more true than you knew

where did the end of the rope go? I forget now, did I let go after you left me hanging from your words which hung down like a rope where did the end of it go? I’ll never know

you’re gone but I’m still there clawing at the air now it’s curtains for me and I’ll spend eternity doing joyless cartwheels in the void

where did the end of the rope go? I forget now, did I let go? long ago you left me hanging from your words which hung down like a rope from the sky where did the end of it go? no one can ever know

where did the end of the rope go? I forget now, did I let go? once upon a time you left me hanging from your words which hung down in the ether like a rope from the sky where did the end of it go? no one can ever know

#They Might Be Giants #End Of The Rope

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