Net @thetnetblog - Tumblr Blog

Howdy there and welcome!

You can call me Net

He/they (cis)

Idk thas about it (kinda a furry? I think? But that ain't important)

This'll change over time but I just wanna throw a post up so I don't look like a bot ;-;

Enjoyer of many things including but not limited to:

Music (and making it! I own a guitar)

Photography (and taking photos! I have 3 cams)

Cars and things with engines in general

#intro post #pinned post

voxelfoxkae

I think I should have claws and a tail and ears and pointy teeth and someone pets my hair and I purr for them

bustedbitmap

portalgifs

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

monasticmaestoso

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

ryanccole

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

diocletianscabbagefarm

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

bunnyboygirlgod

if u are trans I love you we will get through this together. go drink some fucking water

stale-cornflakes

Precious little baby

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp

sneefsnorf

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

sneefsnorf

some piece of penis on twitter stole my post then that got reposted to tumblr and got 60k notes. my psyonic warriors. source your chat gpt slander ethically

thememedaddy

teachii2alt

Ghastlings are so cute i think we all should kill oursrlves idk

teachii2alt

continuation

tourdion

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

theradicalkanji

cuntubus

nitewrighter

haildiscordia

zombieofdrake

Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.

argumate

A trading card game consisting of real-life ojisan (middle-aged men) are going viral with kids in the city of Kawara in Fukuoka Prefecture.

draconym

I love absolutely everything about this. I want to make trading cards for everyone in my neighborhood. I want to receive these instead of business cards. I want to build a deck around my local electrician and mail carrier and ice cream truck driver.

tisorridalamor

Forget blorbo from your shows these kids are getting involved with their community to meet ojisan from their cards

nongunktional

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace