Jaunt()

Paper boats, floating on a stream.

[wynnesdjfhsjfhskdjfhsk-deactiva]

*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

[cauldroncreations]

in expiration date. u know how demo teleports into the base after buying beer? i wonder where the other end of the teleporter is. like did the mercs just set up a teleporter in a 7/11 parking lot or something

[probablybadrpgideas]

Character creation is based off of the hygiene products of the players.

[thetrippytrip]

[blueonwrestling]

THE FULL KENNY OMEGA SANS ENTRANCE IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

HOLY FUCK.

TOBY, DID YOU HELP WITH THIS LADS.

HE’S CALLING ON THE POWER OF SANS UNDERTALE.

[ankle-beez]

Acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito whipping

Acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito whipping

[kropotkindersurprise]

October 4, 2019 - A low-tech solution for high-tech surveillance in Hong Kong! [video]

[scope-dogg]

[do-i-english]

naughty surveillance states get put in the time-out box

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Portable Stairs

[catsbeaversandducks]

Amazing Snow Chonkers

Photos by Sämpy

[summer-rose-isms]

@sweetansourpal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[robertmitchum]

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[candyredterezii]

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

[candyredterezii]

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[pancakeke]

[nocturneno11-deactivated2023122]

ME HONESTLY

i’m op

[gowns]