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Vyn. Old enough to stop keeping track! They/them pronouns or a screech only perseptible by bats. A dedicated and doting monsterlover.  Sidebar image by pastelmordrempup Background icon thingy by my bestie joyousart

[sofuton]

[velvetcloak]

joli poli

[ghostsaibu]

Friendly reminder to all the lovies who have to carry too much

[catchymemes]

[biologizeable]

I can relate to this on every level

[ceekari]

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[muppetlesbian]

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[satans-trek]

By popular demand: Avery Brooks (Extended Edition)

[thetrashwitxh]

good day yesterday.

Today?

back to infinite stomach torture

[landsccape]

[sacred-portal]

[kissedfawns]

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[chongoblog]

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

[chongoblog]

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

[chongoblog]

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

[luukewyrm]

Hehe i really like this concept

[luukewyrm]

@legalarson

SO TRUE BOOZOI

[thetrashwitxh]

Another good day on the books

Yesterday, we went to the beach at 8.15, got there by 8.18 😏. BEACH. EMPTY. we had it almost entirely to ourselves until 9 and even then it was very few people until we were leaving around 10.45. people dont appreciate early morning beach smh u_u (except for the older folks we ran into who were leaving when we arrived. they musta gotten there at like 6 and had breakfast on the beach which is a whole other level)

after- we got home, showered, had a danish and milk for breakfast, took a 20 minute nap, and then headed over to a friends house for her child's 1st birthday party (we mostly just gathered with the other friends there cuz it was largely family members everywhere). but my stomach waited until After i had my 2 bratwurst to act up. and thats okay.

we also saw a black kitten on the side of the road as we were blocks away from the house and ofc tried to coax it into being kidnapped and adopted XD failed. that baby was truly wild unfortunately and refused to come to us. just submit to getting kidnapped and taken to the humane society for care and medical treatment and a loving home, idiot

next time, perhaps.

[desmolbean404]

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