Before the Worst

My name is Priscilla, though i'd much rather be called pickle. (No body cares and no body calls me that) I'm 18 and obsessed with mistresses dating Presidents, teen boys who run a muck as wolves, doppelgangers keeping it in the family and radiation teenager who fell form the sky. (Basically anything to do with white boys in eyeliner)

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[jaffefuneralhomes]

these two little girls came into work today, both black, both with their hair in space buns. and i went “you guys look like a princess i know” and they sighed and went “tiana?” because they were so use to being compared to the only black princess and i went “no. shuri” and omg, the oldest one lit up like a christmas tree. she was like “shuri is my favorite! no one believes she’s a princess!” 

this is why representation matters

[jaffefuneralhomes]

UPDATE:  The girls came back in yesterday after school got out and I was off. They had their hair in braids and I did the Wakanda salute to them and went “Princesses” and they did it back and went “Ma’am” and I love these girls. Their parents looked so happy omg

[sandandglass]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 🤔

[ruinedchildhood]

[transdreamsicle]

MY HIGH SCHOOL FRENCH TEACHER IS NOT FUCKING AROUND, YOU GET ‘EM MADAME!

[comtessedebussy]

Fun fact Hamilton also had a gun and still got shot

[onlytwitterpics]

[agoodcartoon]

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

[jonbutter]

[fatgaysinglenyer]

Fixed it

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[edge-collecter]

Me: I can’t believe Cesar bitch ass would lie on Monse like that just to impress his brother!! Like who tf does he think he is?!

Monse: we said we wouldn’t tell anyone!

Me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[illumahottie]

I am fucking dying

[beyonslayed]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

“The ice was soo spicy, 1 star”

[gadgeistruelove]

How to get over Dair

You don’t.

Ever

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[followmehome-deactivated2014070]

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

[toddisawarlock]

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

[mtrench]

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

[saintsinner-asstral]

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

[alwayssomewherebound]

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

[2lovealways-deactivated20160913]

I can’t believe it’s not butter

[mrl0]

No this is Patrick

[tfr27-deactivated20210107]

And let the church say amen

[videogames-hoes-fruitsnacks]

I swear to god bruhhh

[fuckyeavanity]

black parents.

[clas-sick-notes]

sooo true! that passive aggressive shit kills me.

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

all too true

[silkbonnet-deactivated20160322]

i cant seem to find a lie

[avivrant-thang-deactivated20160]

THE LAST ONE OMFG

[cashrulezbisous]

The last one is my mom then she be like you know what i ment!

[liarliar-blunts-on-fire]

omg….

[whatsratchet]

brrrruuuuuuhhh is this dead on or whaaaaaaa

[blvck-immaculate]

My dad be killing me putting a mf plate in the sink while I’m washing dishes, like put it on the counter at least foo

[thetreeatemyshoe]

Watching Theater: A Summary

Act 2: *sees the all happy characters without major angst*

Me: Hoe don't do it.

Act 2: *starts*

Me: Oh My God

[northernarya-deactivated2016122]

Me: I like this character 

*sees they are disrespected and unloved by the fandom*

Me: This character is the love of my life and light of my soul the only happiness in this cruel world they are my favourite character of all time my child whom I must protect I love them so fucking much I-