You Used Call Me On My Cell Phone

Feel free to ask me questions or just talk to me. *insert good wishes for whatever holiday/special event*

[despazito]

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: I’ve done as much as I can for the lightning wound, but it’s gonna leave a scar, sorry Zuko

Zuko: eh, what’s another scar from a family member amirite lmao

Sokka: …what?

Zuko: the scar on my eye? did I never tell you guys my father did that?

[Later in Ozai’s cell]

[funshinebf]

this platypus is gay and trans and theres nothing you can do about it

[funshinebf]

@anextremelysadmeme of course!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[antifa-hulk]

“Sharks, meet my de-capitalist-ator, I will now incinerate Kevin and instantly redistribute his wealth”

[browsedankmemes]

[girlic]

[dirty-little-freakk]

[nerdgul]

Art immitates life

[sahib-e-dil]

چھنکن ونگاں نی میریاں || “my bangles go clink-clink”

A bangles display in old Lahore, Pakistan

[allieinarden]

One of my favorite things about Phineas and Ferb is how Perry somehow comes off as a more talkative character than Ferb, even though Ferb talks once or twice an episode and Perry talks never. Perry is so visually expressive you can almost forget that the secret agent subplot in each show pretty much consists of Dan Povenmire as Doofenshmirtz monologuing to himself; every one of those scenes reads visually as a complicated back-and-forth conversation between two very different characters with strong, stubborn personalties. At any given moment, you can tell exactly what Perry the Platypus is thinking and what he would say if he could, which not only makes him the ideal figure to react to the endless ranting of his nemesis but also gives Doofenshmirtz something solid to react to (when he says a line like “Perry the Platypus, you’re making this harder than it needs to be,” we know he has good reason to say it). 

Ferb is “quieter” than Perry because of his near-total lack of expression. His occasional verbal asides are funny because they’re our only way to glimpse his thoughts, which frequently take us by surprise (it turns out he’s in the inventing game “for the ladies”; after deadpanning his way through an entire episode in which his partner in crime breaks down beside him from summer-scheme withdrawal, he declares, “If we hadn’t been able to invent something soon, I was going to scream.”)

The surefooted way that this show uses writing and visual cues to achieve comedy on multiple levels is really something else.

[stillslush]

Cabbage Merchant, the avatar is coming. Oh my god he has airpods in. He cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK

[valtsv]

The two greatest tragedies in Hamlet were that Horatio, the most obviously gay-and-in-love guy ever, just had to fall for the one person oblivious enough not to fully pick up on it until it was too late, and that Ophelia - who could have gotten any lesbian in Denmark, if not the world - was living in a palace with 1 other woman who also happened to be the queen, straight, and married :/

this is the only valid and correct reason as to why hamlet is classed as a tragedy

[joshpeck]

Him.

[joshpeck]

[queerdungeons]

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

[kirjavaspan]

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

usa: *steals half of Mexico*

usa: *cuts Panama in half and then retains the rights to the Canal for about 100 years*

usa: *sets up Banana Republics in Central American*

usa: *orchestrates coup d'etats everytime they don’t like an elected leader in Central American countries*

usa: *continues to fuel civil war in Nicaragua by giving money and training to the Contras*

usa: *is an ally of dictator Manuel Noriega and even has him working with the CIA*

usa: *is the main consumer of the drugs that cause drug cartels and drug related violence to exist"

usa: *supports autoritarian regimes in Guatemala (Ríos Montt) and El Salvador (José Napoleón Duarte)*

usa: *fuels gun violence in Central America in order to have a market to sell more (smuggled) guns to*

usa: *forces neoliberal policies like CAFTA that harm local Central American industries and brands that are not able to compete with their American counterparts*

usa: *uses Manifest Destiny and the Monroe Doctrine to justify their fucked up foreign policy*

usa: IT IS NOT OUR FAULT THAT CENTRAL AMERICAN CHILDREN ARE BEING TORTURED AND KILLED AND THOSE ILLEGALS SHOULD GO BACK TO THEIR COUNTRIES AND STAY OUT OF OURS!!!!! IF THEY ARE SUFFERING THEY SHOULD FIX IT THEMSELVES AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!!1!!

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[snorelaks]

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times