APH Denmark

@thetrueaphdenmark

Hej! It's Denmark! Welcome to my blog! in this holy place, you'll find my thoughts and bits of memories of the good ol' viking days, and later too!

185 posts

Death is hard to live trough.

If you take Cat and change the first and two last letters you get Dog.

I'm onto a new thing, flexing.

I donated 20 bucks help with the Aussie fire and now i can't buy food for the week and Sve cant even get angry at me cause it was for a good cause.

"The yellow and blue poison dart frog is very active during the daytime and moves with short leaps. This species is bold, aggressive, and very territorial, especially males who are known to fight over territories. However, both sexes are known to defend their territories from frogs of the same species as well as those of other species. The aggressive behavior usually consists of calling, chases, and wrestling. Wrestling usually occurs between those of the same sex but can also occur between males and females."

You messed with the wrong amphibian, buddy.

Hapiness is coming for you, and you can't do anything about it.

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50 Followers!

Thank you so much! I love you all!

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That's a lot of people to play catch with

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You're not worthless!

Your organs are worth a ton!

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Thanks Now This Will Keep Me Up At Night

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Why the capitalization at each word? This will keep me up at night...

You're not worthless!

Your organs are worth a ton!

Top 10 things NO WOMAN should ever do.

10. Sacrifice your child to Satan.

9. Wear a jacket made out of living snakes.

8. Drink lava.

7. Fight a thousand bears.

6. Try to breathe on Mars without a space suit.

5. Eat poison.

4. Skydive without a parachute.

3. Eat sand.

2. Destroy a snowman.

And the top reason.

1. Eat radioactive fish.

133 followers

Look at all those chickens

So i was walking past a field and a girl stole my hat.

I am 2 bucks poorer now.

My boys left me in the river.

Nice.

Get in, Looser!

We going to Ikea!

SVEEEEEEEE

By me uwu

Andreas Mogensen the first DAAAAAAANE in spACE!

Featuring lego figurines!

America:so you selling Greenland or nah

Me:wat

I got one of the largest sperm banks in the world, boi!

And England is buying so much of it, it's creepy...(´｡• ᵕ •｡`)""

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