The Captain Abides

Shit. I guess I gotta fill this out. I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas and kung fu hustle. Follow for more soft beards.

[the-chikyuu-times]

[sunshinefullsun]

rating my fav animes from “b!tch what comfort” to “safe place”

10. BANANA FISH

a masterpiece but at what cost

9. Neon Genesis Evangelion 

visually perfect, mentally processing what happened

8. No. 6

still surprised that this is so underrated and still crying

7. Devilman Crybaby

‘why do I keep liking sad stories’ but at least we go party meanwhile

6. Tokyo Revengers

too violent imo but absolutely in love with (almost) all the characters

5. Jujutsu Kaisen

switching from comedy to teen cursed monster drama real quick

4. Soul Eater

my kids, that’s all, I love them and the characters design so much

3. Yuri!!! On ICE 

this is perfect thanks for coming to my ted talk

2. Lovely Complex

my first anime and still so comfy

1. SK8 the Infinity

i’m not even gonna explain this one, watch it yourself because oh my it’s so worth it: the charisma, the soundtrack, the plot, everything!

[danskjavlarna]

From Lustige Blätter, 1901.

Check out this collection of vintage silhouettes.

Wondering about this post?  Wait for the dissertation (TBA). For now:  Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy

[stabsinthe-archive]

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

add it to the list boys

[mckitterick]

[itwasaliensscully]

hi im useless trash who’s unlovable and that point is only made more clear every day

[filibusterfrog]

fantasy prosthesis

[coherentinsanity]

While grafting the limb of a slain beast to yourself is obviously the coolest option, I bet it comes with the catch of: You also need to continually use disinfectants or magical protective wards to prevent infection and numb pain while it is still in exposed muscle stages. Then you need to keep using certain spells to keep your body from rejecting the foreign biomatter, pretty much for the rest of your life.

[whitabex]

Some humanoids who face particularly grueling and intractable illnesses (or those who have found that they are ready for the sweet embrace of death after a long and vigorous life) will post their wish to be an organ donor on town message boards. Some are willing to provide a heart-pounding last hurrah of a fight to the death in the local coliseum (sometimes with a portion of the proceeds going to the victor for the cost of the magical grafting process), while others who are too weak to provide a final fight simply choose to meet their end on their own terms, at the hands of someone they know will carry a piece of them on into a new life of adventure. Many seekers of replacement limbs find this to be a more palatable alternative than the prospect of having to commit cold-blooded murder.

[aramis-dagaz-imaginarium]

The first method is probably common among some orc cultures, who would treat a warrior with multiple mismatched limbs with great distinction because they had to kill for each of those limbs, quite possibly while missing one. Of course, in such orc cultures where this process is common, orc warriors are incredibly picky about what gets grafted on them and will save choice limbs for later use. And because these are orcs, they have access to some of the best healers and surgeons, making successful grafts very likely.

However, even in these cultures you’ll find most warriors are unwilling to sit out the weeks or months required to properly get a graft, and will instead opt to get a crude prosthetic so they can get back into the fight as soon as possible, at least until winter sets in and the clan rests because even orcs won’t go raiding in the dead of winter because it’s too fuggin’ cold for anyone and frostbite sucks.

[daddyfuckedme]

[jitterslug]

[phillipiscrying]

​theres no possible way to know where this is going

[diaryofanangryasianguy]

07/28/17

JESSICA CHOU Has A YouTube Channel Teaching Women About Basic Vehicle Maintenance

This is quite an interesting YouTube channel concept, and it shows that … Asian chicks kick ass! JESSICA CHOU is a young Asian American woman who has a YouTube channel which basically teaches other girls and women about how to fix their car.

“I think we don’t see as many female mechanics because the industry is still so heavily dominated by men. When we think of a mechanic, we think of men. When we see ads or posters of mechanics, we see men. When we see shows about cars, we see men. It will take a long time to change all of this, but in the 10 short months that I’ve been on this journey, I’ve met so many incredible people who are out to change the game.”

[redsatinsheets]

male mechanics are known to overprice and add on unnecessary services to female patrons because they assume they dont know shit about cars. go jessica!!!

[k-yers]

As a female mechanic, this makes me so happy! I was the only female in my entire shop, so please more ladies get into mechanics. Yay Jessica!! :D

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[adi-fitri]

This feels like an academically rigourous, peer reviewed, properly cited, meme shitpost.

[lifeofcynch]

the longer you look at this the worse it gets

[dashaibo]

Those who understand will reblog.

[such-justice-wow]

No!!

[uncle-beanbag]

I want to live in a world where Sailor Pika is a thing

[spacetwinks]

i know there’s 9 hours left but i think we can call this one

[stubblesmacbeth]

its been over 10 years and i can still hear the sound like it just happened

[sufficientlylargen]

[boss-hoody]

The song of my people

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Someone should remix this.

[alter-cation]

[tisthenightofthewitch]

Loma Vista Twitter

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *minding my own business*

Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER’S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

[squiiids]

me 20 minutes ago, before i heard the title screen music for Solstice (NES):

me now, a permanently changed man:

[squiiids]

[imgonnafucktherobot]

[chirasul]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed