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@thetruthaboutpansexuals
Fact: Pansexuals use pans as part of their secret communication network. If you are pansexual and you suddenly hear your cooking pan emanating a strange beeping noise, pick it up and hold it to your ear. Another pansexual may be attempting to contact you.
tell no one
to be a true pansexual, you have to date every single gender
there are currently 721 known, all of which can be found within the 6 regions of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos. there are 18 different types that define their properties and moves; Normal, Fire, Fighting, Water, Flying, Grass, Poison, Electric, Ground, Psychic, Rock, Ice, Bug, Dragon, Ghost, Dark, Steel, and Fairy
Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
mom: don't burn yourself on the hot pan
me:*is actually the hottest pan in the house*
Friendly reminder...
Pansexuals still get an extra hour in the ball pit, the bonus didn't end in 2014.
fact: pansexuals are NOT sexually attracted to pans, but they WILL smack you with a pan if you ask that question one more time.
Fact: the average pansexual has 1 testicle. Fact: Hitler had one testicle. Coincidence? I think not; more on this story as it develops. Source
Fact: Pansexuals get an extra hour in the ball pit.
(J) so im confused because i was going through the pansexual tag on tumblr and came across your blog. being pansexual, i was offended by many of your posts and am confused as to whether or not your blog is using pansexual stereotypes/uncomfortable jokes to be humorous or what. i've read some of the asks you've answered and some aren't that serious, so if you could be serious with that one it would be nice. thank you.
It is a joke blog. It posts jokes. It might post real things sometimes. Maybe. It'll be pretty obvious what is and isn't a joke. If you have a problem that you want to discuss with me I'm happy do so but please go off of anon for that.
Is the mod pro-potsexual? Because they have stated that potsexuals are under represented but also that they are pansexual enemies... Traitor.
This mod is but a passive observer, uninterested in who is evil and who is not. PS. Not a traitor. Or pan. (other mod is)
FACT: Pansexuals begin mating rituals in the summer, just after solstice.
FACT: all pansexuals are a lil gay.
Am I going to have to instal larger doorways as I age? When do my antlers begin to sprout? Also, will they fall off during the winter and regrow in spring?
Nope, just duck. They’ll begin to sprout just after birth and only fall off and regrow until adulthood, at which point their antlers grow to final size and never fall off again.
Am I going to have to instal larger doorways as I age? When do my antlers begin to sprout? Also, will they fall off during the winter and regrow in spring?
Nope, just duck. They'll begin to sprout just after birth and only fall off and regrow until adulthood, at which point their antlers grow to final size and never fall off again.
FACT: The myth of vampires began with pansexuals.
FACT: Only some pansexuals are attracted to woks.
