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I LITERALLY FOUND A COPY OF ADVENT CHILDREN AT A FLEA MARKET TODAY! IâM SCREAMING!
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Itâs that time of year again! SHAMELESS SEASON. ( I mean the holidays). All this and much more super amazing, extra special Christmas gift ideas here in my ETSY SHOP. Gifts from $22.99
RULES:
Reblog to enter! Follow my Tumblr for more free crap :).
-The winner gets a free blanket of their choice. You can pick any blanket in my shop. (must be 18 or have a parent agree itâs ok! Iâm not a weirdo.)
You can reblog all you like, and also check out my Facebook as I am toying with the idea of a shameless promotion there too. Just âLikeâ the page.
These rules are pretty straight forward so I will not be answering any questions that can be read here. I assume you are all literate.
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D, J
D âDirty Secret âTseng loves having his hair pulled, especiallyif heâs on his knees for his partner. In most situations, he would prefer thatothers refrain from touching his hair, however if one had him in a more intimate situation, all one needs to dois give a good tug on his hair and heâll do anything for them.
J â Jack Off â Tseng doesnât really. He generally has very little interest in sexual encountersunless another person is directly involved. However, one might be able toconvince him through phone sex, as there istechnically another person involved there. On the rarer occasions that he does findhe needs to take the edge off, heâs quick about it and isnât particularlygentle with himself â take that as you will.
Creepy Killer Sentence Meme
dr-abel-gideon:
âI am going to kill you slowly.â
âI am so into you right nowâŠâ
âI know what this looks likeâŠâ
âI wasnât feeling particularly murderous but you have suddenly changed my mood.â
âNo. No, no, no, noâŠâ
âPlease donât kill _______.â
âPlease donât kill me.â
âRed would be a fabulous color for you.â
âThatâs creepy.â
âWho did you kill?â
âWho do I have to kill to get a drink in this place?â
âYou cheated on me with who?â
âYou didnât eat it, did you?â
âYou have to make a decision.â
âYouâre lucky, Iâm in a generous mood today.â
âYouâre right, it was a bad idea.â
âCould someone hand me a heavy, blunt object?â
âIâve got a gun. Itâs loaded. Any questions?â
âI⊠I think I killed someone.â
âIsnât this how everyone in every horror movie has ever died?â
âSo, weâre not going out to dinner?â
âSo, what is this?â
âSomething terrible happened here.â
âStay here. Weâll order out, watch a movie, open a bottle of wineâŠâ
âTrust me, Iâm a doctor.â
Is anyone else watching Walking Dead?
Somebody hold me.
I've never cries so much over a fucKING TELEVISION PROGRAMME
TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).
[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
[text]: send me pictures
[text]: where are you? why arenât you back yet?
[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD IâM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, iâm all alone ;)
[wrong number text]: i just donât know if i love them anymore
[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? donât tell (muse name) please!
[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
[text]: i love you so fucking much
[text]: i hate you
[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 UÂ
[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
[text]: i need you. now.
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[text]: last night was so GOOD
[text]: what are you wearing? ;)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[text]: did you sleep with her ?!
[text]: youâre just a slut
[drunk text]: yOUâRE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
[drunk text]: im iss youu
[text]: bed or floor? ;-)
[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
[text]: i want you naked.
[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
[text]: i want to show you how much i love you
[text]: do you hate me?
[text]: iâm so sorry
[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and iâm prolly gonna finger you under the table..
[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
[text]: netflix and chill?Â
[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lolÂ
[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? âif youâre a bird then iâm a birdâ ? theyâre both humans
the salty af munday meme
Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.
â What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
â„ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
⊠What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
âą Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
â How many people don't like you?
â How many people do you not like?
âź Have you managed to stay away from drama?
â Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
⯠Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
⌠How long do you stay mad?
â What's your rp pet peeve?
â Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?
â Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?
âą What fads/trends are you so over?
⣠Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
âš Have you ever made a public call out post?
â What has made you completely lose your chill?
âż What do you think about public call out posts?
â A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?
â A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
⊠Thoughts on duplicates following you?
â§ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
â„ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
⊠Has someone been jealous of you?
â§ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
â How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
â Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?
⣠How salty are you feeling right now?
Reblog if youâre willing to roleplay the following subjects:
Blood Cannibalism Domestic Violence Gore Incest Mental Issues Murder Rape Suicide Torture Violence in General War
Send a space thing for questions
Planets: Life
Mercury: Whatâs your full name?Â
Venus: Whatâs your first language?Â
Earth: Whereâs your home?Â
Mars: Whatâs your sexuality?Â
Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?Â
Saturn: Any pets?Â
Uranus: Whatâs your hobby?Â
Neptune: Whenâs your birthday?Â
Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?Â
Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?Â
Stars: Experiences
Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?Â
Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?Â
Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?Â
Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?Â
Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?Â
Betelgeuse: Whatâs something you can never forget about?Â
Aldebaran: Whatâs something you care desperately about?Â
Canopus:Â Have you ever broken a bone?Â
Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?Â
Alphard:Â Have you ever lost a friend?
Vega: Whatâs something youâve done that you wish you hadnât?Â
Constellations: Favourites
Centaurus: Favourite holiday?
Orion: Favourite month?
Cassiopeia: Favourite book?
Delphinus: Favourite study?
Hercules: Favourite instrument?
Gemini: Favourite song?
Pegasus: Favourite place to be?
Libra: Favourite colour?Â
Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?
Aries: Favourite movie?Â
Cygnus: Favourite weather?Â
Hydra: Favourite sound?Â
Galaxies: Love/Friends Â
Milky Way: Whoâs your oldest friend? Â
Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?Â
Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?Â
Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?Â
Cigar Galaxy: Howâs your flirting skills?Â
Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?Â
Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?Â
Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?Â
Bodeâs Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?Â
Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?Â
Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?Â
Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?Â
Other stuff: WishesÂ
Comet: Whatâs your big dream?Â
Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?Â
Meteor: Whatâs something you wish you could tell, but canât?Â
Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?Â
Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?Â
Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?Â
Supernova: Whatâs one thing you want to do before you die?Â
Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?Â
Wormhole: Whatâs something you wish would happen, but know wonât?Â
Black Hole: Whatâs the last thing you want to see?Â
Smut Starter Call | Nsfw
Put a number from 1-30 in my inbox, (without peeking at the image) for a drabble or a thread starter inspired by the corresponding image. Please specify M/F, M/M, or F/F along with which muses.
[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
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Note: May be selective with non-mutuals
Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)
Hey guys! I thought Iâd so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So hereâs how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What theyâre like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically⊠Iâm a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyâre doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspectâŠ) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldnât do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they lastâŠ) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Letâs see whatâs going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (⊠how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Iâll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
This account accepts and welcomes sin, so donât be afraid or ashamed to request from this
Letâs do this!
Iâd like to give these a shot so send me some characters and letters đ
Why not?
Embarrassing Mostly Naked Sexless RP Starters
look-a-rp-meme:
Challenge: Put our muses in a sexual situation
Rules: Make this entire thread smut/sex free. There can be kissing, just no sexual touching, or, well⊠Sex
Send:
Send âź for our muses to be locked in a small place together alone.
Send đ for my muse to have the bottle land on your during spin the bottle
Send đ for our muses to be caught shirtless together
Send đŽ for our muses to be forced to share a bed
Send đł for my muse to get hurt and have to get naked/half naked for your muse to be able to clean up the wound
Send đ for our muses to have to take their clothes off from them being wet, but have to cuddle for warmth
Send đ for my muse to have to quickly change, and ask for help
Send â for my muse being too tired to change themselves. Send â+ for roles to be reversed
Send đ for munâs choice
Blog Changes
-Iâve made some changes to my rules, mostly the ones regarding my age, as I am now 18 and have been for a few months now. I'll throw the new rules under the cut so that they don't clog up your dash if you don't want to read them. -In other news, Iâm going to try to be more active on here over the next little while. I'm moving into my dorm at my university tomorrow, and I get homesick very easily. So I'll try to be around here when I can be to keep me busy in my down time. Anyway, I'm sorry for the lengthy absence.
Basic skill set
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Tagging: anyone?
bake a cake from scratch | ride a chocobo | drive a submarine | speak a second language | club dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock | drive a car | whistle | cook a three course meal | ballroom dance | make tea | martial arts | wield a weapon | cast a spell
Send me a Ò...
And Iâll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!Â
(1-124, mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)
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