Head of the Department of Administrative Research

My name is Tseng. I am a very busy man and I have little time to waste. Keeping that in mind how may I be of assistance?

[theturkleader]

I LITERALLY FOUND A COPY OF ADVENT CHILDREN AT A FLEA MARKET TODAY! I’M SCREAMING!

[k-koji]

[theturkleader]

k-koji:

k-koji:

k-koji:

Winner can pick any blanket in my Shop

It’s that time of year again! SHAMELESS SEASON. ( I mean the holidays). All this and much more super amazing, extra special Christmas gift ideas here in my ETSY SHOP. Gifts from $22.99

RULES:

Reblog to enter! Follow my Tumblr for more free crap :).

-The winner gets a free blanket of their choice. You can pick any blanket in my shop.  (must be 18 or have a parent agree it’s ok! I’m not a weirdo.)

You can reblog all you like, and also check out my Facebook as I am toying with the idea of a shameless promotion there too. Just “Like” the page.

These rules are pretty straight forward so I will not be answering any questions that can be read here. I assume you are all literate.

*Not affiliated with Tumblr. FIXED ToS and Legalese that no one reads here: http://sta.sh/0fb45zzxk9x

Fixed ToS link lmao god my life why

 ONE DAY LEFT- Winner announced Nov 12 when I wake up lol.

[theturkleader]

Is anyone else’s chat icon gone?

[theturkleader]

D, J

D –Dirty Secret  –Tseng loves having his hair pulled, especiallyif he’s on his knees for his partner. In most situations, he would prefer thatothers refrain from touching his hair, however if one had him in a more intimate situation, all one needs to dois give a good tug on his hair and he’ll do anything for them.

J – Jack Off – Tseng doesn’t really. He generally has very little interest in sexual encountersunless another person is directly involved. However, one might be able toconvince him through phone sex, as there istechnically another person involved there. On the rarer occasions that he does findhe needs to take the edge off, he’s quick about it and isn’t particularlygentle with himself – take that as you will.

[mylittlegeekery]

Creepy Killer Sentence Meme

[lastkingoflucis]

dr-abel-gideon:

“I am going to kill you slowly.”

“I am so into you right now…”

“I know what this looks like…”

“I wasn’t feeling particularly murderous but you have suddenly changed my mood.”

“No. No, no, no, no…”

“Please don’t kill _______.”

“Please don’t kill me.”

“Red would be a fabulous color for you.”

“That’s creepy.”

“Who did you kill?”

“Who do I have to kill to get a drink in this place?”

“You cheated on me with who?”

“You didn’t eat it, did you?”

“You have to make a decision.”

“You’re lucky, I’m in a generous mood today.”

“You’re right, it was a bad idea.”

“Could someone hand me a heavy, blunt object?”

“I’ve got a gun. It’s loaded. Any questions?”

“I… I think I killed someone.”

“Isn’t this how everyone in every horror movie has ever died?”

“So, we’re not going out to dinner?”

“So, what is this?”

“Something terrible happened here.”

“Stay here. We’ll order out, watch a movie, open a bottle of wine…”

“Trust me, I’m a doctor.”

[legendaryturk-archive]

Is anyone else watching Walking Dead?

Somebody hold me.

[theturkleader]

I've never cries so much over a fucKING TELEVISION PROGRAMME

[vainlla-blog]

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[theturkleader]

the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

[conceptualmortem-a-deactivated2]

Reblog if you’re willing to roleplay the following subjects:

Blood Cannibalism Domestic Violence  Gore Incest Mental Issues Murder Rape Suicide Torture Violence in General War

[sentencestarters-and-asks]

Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name? 

Venus: What’s your first language? 

Earth: Where’s your home? 

Mars: What’s your sexuality? 

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? 

Saturn: Any pets? 

Uranus: What’s your hobby? 

Neptune: When’s your birthday? 

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? 

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? 

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol? 

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class? 

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? 

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country? 

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness? 

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about? 

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about? 

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone? 

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret? 

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t? 

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour? 

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie? 

Cygnus: Favourite weather? 

Hydra: Favourite sound? 

Galaxies: Love/Friends  

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? 

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? 

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? 

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? 

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? 

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? 

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? 

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? 

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? 

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? 

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? 

Other stuff: Wishes 

Comet: What’s your big dream? 

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? 

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? 

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? 

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? 

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? 

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? 

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? 

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? 

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see? 

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Smut Starter Call | Nsfw

Put a number from 1-30 in my inbox, (without peeking at the image) for a drabble or a thread starter inspired by the corresponding image. Please specify M/F, M/M, or F/F along with which muses.

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

Note: May be selective with non-mutuals

[fairy-tail-babes]

Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

[i-ntimency-deactivated20170822]

This account accepts and welcomes sin, so don’t be afraid or ashamed to request from this

[captainsamwilson-deactivated201]

Let’s do this!

[imlornadane-deactivated20171230]

I’d like to give these a shot so send me some characters and letters 😊

[lickmyemr]

Why not?

[look-a-rp-meme]

Embarrassing Mostly Naked Sexless RP Starters

[super--sidekick-deactivated2016]

look-a-rp-meme:

Challenge: Put our muses in a sexual situation

Rules: Make this entire thread smut/sex free. There can be kissing, just no sexual touching, or, well… Sex

Send:

Send ☮ for our muses to be locked in a small place together alone.

Send 👏 for my muse to have the bottle land on your during spin the bottle

Send 😘 for our muses to be caught shirtless together

Send 😴 for our muses to be forced to share a bed

Send 😳 for my muse to get hurt and have to get naked/half naked for your muse to be able to clean up the wound

Send 😏 for our muses to have to take their clothes off from them being wet, but have to cuddle for warmth

Send 😝 for my muse to have to quickly change, and ask for help

Send ❊ for my muse being too tired to change themselves. Send ❊+ for roles to be reversed

Send 👌 for mun’s choice

[theturkleader]

Blog Changes

-I’ve made some changes to my rules, mostly the ones regarding my age, as I am now 18 and have been for a few months now. I'll throw the new rules under the cut so that they don't clog up your dash if you don't want to read them. -In other news, I’m going to try to be more active on here over the next little while. I'm moving into my dorm at my university tomorrow, and I get homesick very easily. So I'll try to be around here when I can be to keep me busy in my down time. Anyway, I'm sorry for the lengthy absence.

1. I am 18, and I do not want anyone to get into trouble with the law because of me, so I will not RP smut with anyone until they turn 18.

2. I reserve the right to no RP smut if I don't want to. While I have RPed smut before, it is a subject that can, at times make me uncomfortable. So please, don't take it personally if I turn you down on your offer.

reblog this if your muse is Not Straight

Originally posted by magentavitus

[flava-proelium]

Basic skill set

Tagged by: n/a

Tagging: anyone?

bake a cake from scratch | ride a chocobo | drive a submarine | speak a second language | club dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock | drive a car | whistle | cook a three course meal | ballroom dance | make tea | martial arts | wield a weapon | cast a spell

[multifxceted]

Send me a ҂...

And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut! 

(1-124, mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)

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