Garbage Pit

Duh sude .

[vote-for-eggman]

She’s always in everyone’s damn business.

[dollarstoreravenclaw]

who?

[vote-for-eggman]

who do you fucking think, you nosy bitch?

[tooiconic]

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[galactic-kosher-ace]

So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

Update:

Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me

Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.

Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.

Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this

Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.

Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.

Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”

Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I

Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.

[g0d-of-thunder]

[little-forget-me-not]

2018 is the year of THE GOOD BOY!!!!!

[fuckyeahyoga]

[the-female-gaymer]

X gonn give it to ya.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Three Adventurers walk into a bar

DM (Me) : Okay, so, there’s a bar in front of you. What do you do?

Player 1: I head into the bar!

Players 2 & 3 : We follow him

DM : Okay, you all walk face first into a metal bar and take one damage.

[tuff-pearl-deactivated20161125]

You guys have seen 60’s Spider-Man, But have you seen 60’s Rhino

[oolongearlgrey]

[jojokujos]

[urealms-hell]

[zombiegenocidest-deactivated201]

Visit Original Link

[magnoliasandbeardedtooth]

[tenkenryu]

Tetsuya Nomura Finally Explains His Obsession With Zippers and Belts - Niche Gamer

This is Niche Culture. In this column, we regularly cover anime, geek culture, and things related to video games. Please leave feedback and let us know if there’s something you want us to cover! Tetsuya Nomura is a legendary game designer, known for his work as far back as Final Fantasy V (however he was debugger on…

“At that time, people teased me about zippers and belts and whatnot and I’m the type of person if somebody eggs me on I’m gonna do it more!”

So we finally have an explanation for this nonsense:

And that explanation?  One word:

[dragons-bones]

Well I mean spite is a valid reason to do anything. I am perhaps far less surprised than I could be.

[ryanccole]

@krudman for no particular reason

[black-morticia]

Everyone:

Me: Yeah? I agree? Seeing some blueberry ass looking hoe would confuse me too….

Blizzard:

Me:

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

guts your people skills are fucking terrible dude

[caden]

• Normalize going to Burger King at 3 am • Normalize falling asleep inside the Burger King • NORMALIZE filling up your empty milk jugs with drinks from the sofa fountain • NORMALIZE JACKING IT IN THE BK BATHROOM • NORMALIZE FIGHTING THE MANAGER

[caden]

•NORMALIZE •FINDING •AND KILLING •THE BURGER KING

[mgsintegral-deactivated20170715]

Bad day?

[caden]

GREAT DAY