seduce me with a harmony

shelby. 29f / bisexual / jewish / veterinarian. this is a multifandom blog. (nyc sideblog: destinationnyc ~ icon: sushicore)

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PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) @pscentral event 50: colors

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[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

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This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[clytemnestraaa]

once again i have to say the circa-2012 ilya rozanov ad campaign for absolut vodka that lives in my mind is legendary

[clytemnestraaa]

like he's fully nude covered in droplets of moisture, with an absolut bottle blocking his junk, looking down with a playful yet intense smirk while suggestively pouring a shot from the bottle, and the campaign is blue-toned. i can literally see it. the tagline is something like "find your wild. find your absolut."

[clytemnestraaa]

imagine a world where fic writers write shane hollander like an adult….

[exhausted-undead]

labyrinth! please zoom in on this or i'll get turned into a goblin

oh also!! happy 40th anniversary to this film because Holy Shit

[exhausted-undead]

hey! just updating this to say its available as a print here! I'd be really appreciative of support <3

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PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Gary Marshall ↳ Richard Gere and Julia Roberts

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all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

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no i don't even know how they ended up here. whatever, go my doodles.

[gaygoatshane]

hello my huddy buddy!!!

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nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

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The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

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Ilyas gift to Shane is 35 kisses for his birthday

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The kids are aight

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my favorite genre of hudson