The One, The Only, The Ultimate.

I am a lover of various things, far too enthusiastic for my own good. And by that I mean that I'm obsessed with too many things and still in denial about being an adult.

[officialhawkefanclub]

TAI TV: S02E13: Honda Civic Tour + William Beckett

[msmoonlights]

[oliviairodrigo]

#in which gregory is speechless

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

8 billion humans on Earth

8 billion artists, 8 billion storytellers, 8 billion siblings, 8 billion lovers, 8 billion tool users, 8 billion people

congratulations, i think

[Image Description: A screenshot of a Google search. From the website World Population Clock, the search result reads 8 billion people. /End ID] ~ @starberry-skies

[femaledaily]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY - ‘Candy Zombies’, 2.06

[thediktatortot]

PSA to New Tumblr Users

DON'T CENSOR YOUR TAGS. DON'T.

Write out 'Suicide' Write out 'Rape' Write out 'Abuse' & 'Assault' & 'Gore'

If you don't use the real words in your tags? People won't be able to filter those out and stay SAFE.

You need to tag properly to keep everyone safe.

Don't water down warnings just because social media has trained you to water them down.

[djo]

Stranger_Things: you never know who you’re gonna bump into at #netflixatthegrove

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[actualmermaid]

[rylandsgrace]

#SHE STILL WEARS THE NECKLACE 😭

[obiwan]

TOBEY MAGUIRE, ANDREW GARFIELD, TOM HOLLAND as SPIDER-MAN

[awkward-sultana]

@the2headedcalf / On Love, Alain de Botton /  @tilthat / Céline Sciamma / Twitter: Nightshiftmp3 / Twitter: Thepartypope / Portrait of a Lady on Fire / The Clean House, Sarah Ruhl / The History of the Band-Aid / weird-facts.org / @roses–and–rue

[maya-hawke]

TOM HOLLAND The Puppy Interview (Part Two)

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[telesilla]

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

[rylandsgrace]

Thor and Loki, a summary (insp)

[flowerinaflame]

I’m proud of him

[triplehamburgerjack]

He is just fucking great.

[i-am-jayde-deactivated20230705]

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad

Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad

Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good

Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

[snorlaxatives]

i ran out of orange juice so i used carbonated lemonade in my smoothie this morning and i think i accidentally made and consumed an improvised explosive device

[this-gave-pidgeon-further-shock]

Where does one even acquire carbonated lemonade?

[snorlaxatives]

i am a big fan of the clear american brand of flavored sparkling water from walmart. they have a carbonated lemonade. they are very tasty (just not in smoothies!)

[lemonsbot]

in england lemonade means something else but it’s always carbonated. It tastes pretty similar to normal lemonade but it’s a bit less sugary I think and it’s clear so maybe closer to sprite? I hate english people and I hate that I know this, I hate that I felt compelled to share it. I don’t know what they call normal lemonade over there, I don’t think they have it (or it’s really hard to find) but idk. I’ve only ever grocery shopped in a small town over there. You know another thing about england? You know seeds in fruit? They call those “pips”. I was confused because I thought they were saying “pit” like avocado pit and I couldn’t understand it, but no. They call apple seeds pips which is weird as fuck. Hold on let me open my notes app to see if I have any other weird things they say. Okay so they call avocado pits “stones” which is stupid as fuck. When you ask for popcorn they’re going to give you caramel(ish) corn and not normal-ass salt and butter popcorn. Idk if this extends to movie theaters but it’s the standard bag popcorn. Another thing they do is eat chippys. You might be able to discern what those are from the name, but it is literally fries between slices of bread. Only good thing is they call grilled cheese “cheese toasty” which I think is kind of cute. Oh and when you buy a bag of chips you’ll usually find a bunch of little individual bags in a big one instead of just one family size bag. And the way they recycle is obnoxious but at least they do it yk. I can’t think of anything else but yeah. I’m pretty drunk and I routinely get high on benadryl which is a drug you should never ever do since you’ll probably get dementia or have a seizure. This is the most I’ve ever spoken on this blog combined I think. This isn’t even funny. I’m waiting for the ubereats driver to leave while I type this so they don’t see me. Love you. Fuck england.

[snorlaxatives]

[left-reminders]

Capitalism kills art