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ooc: Hello~! I'm not around much of today but Wheatley will be around to greet you tomorrow~! :3
*SQUEALS*
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PHEW okay, here we go: I was secret Santa for ceruleancontessa!
She gave me all sorts of things she liked, like Chelley, Rick, GLaDOS, turrets… so I decided to incorporate a whole bunch of them in one thing and this is what I came up with! Wheatley and Rick decide to try and win Chell’s affections with a choir of turrets.
Hope you like it, and happy holidays! C:
HEEHEHE PINALI ohmygosh this is so perfect.
Send me a symbol and I'll write a Drabble about my character...r
Ø Killing yours. Æ Comforting yours. X Kissing yours. Œ Confessing something. Ç Expressing how they feel about yours.
A Day in the Life of Mun and Muse Drabble Prompt List
Up and At 'em: My mun and muse waking up in bed together
Chores: The Mun and Muse doing the household chores with each other
Breakfast: Mun and Muse will cook/eat breakfast together
Work: A day where the Mun or Muse goes to work with the other.
Lunch: Mun and Muse try and scrounge up lunch on the run.
The Mall: Mun and Muse go out to run errands while being chased by rabid fangirls/boys of the muse
The Library: Mun and Muse will go to the library to find a book on the mun's favourite topic
Workout: Mun and Muse will go to the gym together
Date: Mun and Muse will go out on a date
Dinner: Mun and Muse go out to dinner
Theatre: Mun and Muse will go see a movie together
Bed: Mun and Muse going to bed.
Fight. Cook (the tears of our enemies).
Black Forest Cake:
Ingredients:
2 1/8 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups white sugar
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
3 eggs
1 cup milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
2 (20 ounce) cans pitted sour cherries
1 cup white sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 cups heavy whipping cream
1/3 cup confectioners' sugar
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 9 inch, round, cake pans; cover bottoms with waxed paper.
In a large bowl, combine flour, 2 cups sugar, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Add eggs, milk, oil, and 1 tablespoon vanilla; beat until well blended. Pour batter into prepared pans.
Bake for 35 minutes, or until wooden toothpick inserted in centers comes out clean. Cool layers in pans on wire racks 10 minutes. Loosen edges, and remove to racks to cool completely.
Drain cherries, reserving 1/2 cup juice. Combine reserved juice, cherries, 1 cup sugar and cornstarch in a 2 quart saucepan. Cook over low heat until thickened, stirring constantly. Stir in 1 teaspoon vanilla. Cool before using.
Combine whipping cream and confectioner's sugar in a chilled medium bowl. Beat with an electric mixer at high speed until stiff peaks form.
With long serrated knife, split each cake layer horizontally in half. Tear one split layer into crumbs; set aside. Reserve 1 1/2 cups Frosting for decorating cake; set aside. Gently brush loose crumbs off top and side of each cake layer with pasty brush or hands. To assemble, place one cake layer on cake plate. Spread with 1 cup frosting; top with 3/4 cup cherry topping. Top with second cake layer; repeat layers of frosting and cherry topping. Top with third cake layer. Frost side of cake. Pat reserved crumbs onto frosting on side of cake. Spoon reserved frosting into pastry bag fitted with star decorator tip. Pipe around top and bottom edges of cake. Spoon remaining cherry topping onto top of cake.
Wheatley stared long and hard at the recipe card.
"Well? Do you think you can do it?"
"Yeah! Don't worry about me love, I got this." GLaDOS looked at him and sighed.
"All right. Pass me the dry ingredients then." She had decided it was time for Wheatley to learn how to make cake. The Black Forest cake was her favorite, so why not start with that? After all, making cakes was easy - even the moron should be able to handle-
"Oops." The floor, and both of the androids for that matter, was now covered in flour. "Sorry love…" She sighed, "Clean it up and go get more. And DON'T drop another thing. It's not easy to get all of the ingredients fresh like this." Wheatley nodded and ran off to get another bag of flour. Thankfully it was one of the few ingredients she had an abundance of. Soon enough the mess was cleaned and they resumed with their baking.
Next Wheatley spilled the sugar. Then he tasted some of the cocoa powder and ended up sneezing into the box. The milk was spilt - no matter. She kept a cow in one of the upper levels of the facility. A few cherries were wasted as he tried to show her how he could "tie the bloody stem into a knot with my tongue!" With each incident her patience wore down. Glares became more intense. Commands harsher.
The last straw was when he smashed one of the eggs trying to crack it open.
Eggs. It would seem inconsequential. Just get another. But it was an egg. Eggs came from chickens, and while chickens are not crows they are still birds. Birds. She twitched, her spine straightening almost painfully as the tension grew thick. Turning to face him, she spoke in a deathly quiet tone.
"Wheatley. I want you out. Of. This. Kitchen. NOW." He stopped and stared at her, "I'm sorry love! I can fix it - I promise!"
"And how are you going to do that? You- you MORON! Do you have any idea how difficult- how DANGEROUS it is to get fresh eggs? Do you even know where they COME FROM? BIRDS YOU IMBECILE."
"I can fix it-"
"You don't GET to fIX It yOu MORON. OUT. NOW." Not leaving any chance for his response, an arm comes out of the ceiling, grabbing Wheatley and pulling him away. Leaving her to clean up the mess, and finish her cake alone. HER cake. Yes, she would finish it. And eat it, enjoy it. In front of the moron. She would share none of it with him. Yes, let him suffer.
Kill...
Wheatley poked the lever, "A multiverse machine? What in the bloody hell does that mean? What does it-" The lever is pulled and the portal opened, startling him enough to cause him to jump away from the machine. However curiosity got the better of him and he moved closer again, peeking into the portal. Without realizing it he got too close and the portal sucked him in, spitting him out into an identical version of the facility.
"What-?" He looked around in confusion, glancing back to the portal. Just as he was about to reenter it a presence appeared behind him.
"Hello mate~." Wheatley spun around only to find himself face-to-face with-
"You?"
The other Wheatley smirked, "Finally got curious I see. Decided to have a look at the multiverse machine?" All he could do was nod as the insane version of himself circled round. Swallowing slightly, Wheatley tried to remain calm.
"Nervous?" His other chuckled low, "There's no reason to be nervous. I'm not going to hurt you." Much.
Wheatley began to relax and smiled lightly,
"Oh, that's good. Sorry, all of this is kind of weird for me." His other nodded, "Understandable, especially since you've never used the machine before. The entire experience can be rather… disorienting." He began to circle again, as if examining prey before the kill.
"What is it like with her for you? Rather dull I'd assume."
Wheatley shrugged, "She yells at me a lot. I try really hard to stay out of her way though."
The madman nodded in sympathy,"The yelling gets worse when you seek her out, although I have to admit I find it all- rather amusing."
Wheatley canted his head to the side - ever curious. "Amusing?"
"Yes well, her reactions are enjoyable. At least to me." Most of the time anyways.
"Oh… She's not mean to you?"
"Actually she's quite nasty most of the time. There's the usual barrage of names. Moron, idiot, lunatic, stupid… I could go on." He smirked as the benign Wheatley cringed with every insult, desperately trying not to react to them.
"I'm sorry, do these things upset you? What about imbecile? Has she ever said that you're the biggest moron of all the morons in the universe?"
That had Wheatley upset. Despite efforts not to he couldn't help but think to all of the times that they had argued, how cruel she was. His eyes began to flash as something switched inside him.
Corruption at 5%.
The insane Wheatley chuckled lightly, continuing with his interrogation, noticing the tell-tale signs of the corruption in progress.
Corruption at 15%
"And the other bloody cores…" He continued on about them for a good amount of time, taking the opportunity to vent some of his own qualms about the other AIs in the facility.
Corruption at 60%
"Not to mention Chell - after all she betrayed us." He smirked when he saw his other twitch.
Corruption at 75%.
"You seem like you need to calm down mate…~ Here, why don't you take a look at Caroline? See how shiny I've made her? You should get a Caroline of your own, it would help you feel better."
Wheatley stared at the large blade, reaching out slightly to touch the cold metal.
"Ah- Nope. Sorry mate, no one's allowed to touch her unless it's in a more… intimate setting." The insane Wheatley held the blade close, away from the curious touch. A gleam flashed in his eye,
"We could have fun with her I suppose… She's not always… Deadly in her violent tendencies."
He took a step towards the newly corrupted droid, Caroline flashing in the light. Wheatley looked up at him in a daze, still undergoing corruption. Vulnerable. Yes, he could have some fun.
However, the corrupted's mind was racing as well.
Corruption at 80%.
Caroline's metal caught the light again and he acted, quickly rushing at the other. Wheatley shoved him back, taking the chance to snatch Caroline from his hand. He smirked when the already insane glared at him, "Give her back."
"No." And he lunged forward. The insane one had not considered the fact that being newly corrupted, Wheatley would have no capacity for an rational thoughts - even rational for the insane. Running purely on instinct - the prey became the predator.
Caroline sang as she feasted. The cold metal slicing - warm, wet red staining the floor.
Corruption at 90%.
Wheatley continued to stab at his other. Killing him, and in a way also killing himself. Blood coated his hands, splashing onto his suit and face.
Corruption at 100%.
Corruption Complete.
He stood there, listening, reveling at the feeling as the body bled out. Blood speckled his glasses. He removed them, licking at the sticky substance.
Glancing down at the mirror to himself, Wheatley began to laugh.
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Pride. Wrath. Temperance.
Pride:
"I think I'm rather creative~"
Wrath:
*Thinks of GLaDOS calling him a moron*............ *Twitch*
Temperance:
"I guess I had better control over my emotions..."
Drabble List!
Rain: I'll write a drabble of our characters having fun in the rain
Kill: I'll write an angsty drabble of my character violently killing yours.
Love: I'll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours.
Lust: I'll write a drabble of our character's making love together.
Date: I'll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.
Defend: I'll write a drabble of my character protecting yours.
Fight: I'll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours.
Death: I'll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed.
Mourn: I'll write a drabble of my character mourning yours.
Pet: I'll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet (specify what kind of pet).
Wash: I'll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together (specify).
Pool: I'll write a drabble of our characters swimming together.
Beach: I'll write a drabble of our characters at the beach together.
Sing: I'll write a drabble of my character singing to yours.
Snow: I'll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together.
Game: I'll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours.
Movie: I'll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together.
Shop: I'll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping.
Cook: I'll write a drabble of our characters cooking food together (specify the food).
Sleep: I'll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.
Shadow. Fear.
Shadow:
He's already done that, I'd say taking over the facility and going insane probably takes the cake for this one. In normal circumstances I'd think he would go out of his way to put a more positive light on himself. But with all of that power running through his oh-so-tiny processors he couldn't even begin to comprehend that anymore and he started to project them.
Fear:
Wheatley is afraid of failure. He doesn't want to believe that he is a moron, but there's a small part inside him that fears the idea that he will never achieve anything worthwhile. He feels inadequate when it comes to GLaDOS and he tries to hide it. He fears change, but at the same time welcomes it because he wants to better himself.
The Disaster Prompt List
hurricane: Our characters seeking shelter somewhere together.
earthquake: Our characters dealing with sudden upheaval in their lives
mudslide: My character or yours, losing control of their lives
flood: One of our characters helping the other one to keep their head up
tornado: One of our characters losing control of their temperament on the other
plague: One of our characters dealing with the terminal illness of the other
tsunami: One of our characters comforts the one who lost everything
nuclear war: One of our characters, braving the cold and ice for the other one
fire: Our characters in a losing fight.
the four horsemen: Our characters watching the end of the world.
The Mythology Prompt List
Cerberus: Our characters raising a little hell together
Centaur: My character showing yours compassion
Harpies: Our characters getting into an argument
Sphinx: My character asking yours a hard question
Furies: One of our characters causing the other pain
Phoenix: One of our characters helping the other to rise above a bad situation
Dragon: My character guarding yours
Aerico: One of out characters nursing the other back to good health
Mermaid: Our characters going swimming together
Alicorn: Our characters doing something they thought was impossible together
Unicorn: Our characters creating magic (real or imagined)
Pegasus: Our characters fantasising together
Banshee: My character will mourn the death of yours
Bugul Noz: Our characters committing an act of charity together
Hiisi: Our characters camping out under the stars
Brownie: Our characters doing housework together
Faerie: Our characters causing mischief together
Jujak: One of our characters helping the other prepare for a special occasion
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Chastity: Prefer relationship or hook-up.
Humility: Something that I like about others.
Diligence: One of my goals.
Kindness: One of my best friends.
Temperance: Something I wish to have better control over.
Patience: Something that made me suffer.
Charity: I’ll give you a compliment.
Every Day is Character Development Day
Put one in my ask box and don't forget to reblog it yourself.
Chief: What are my character's biggest character flaws/ego defenses? Do they succumb to self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance, impatience, or all of the above? Which one of these traits do they hate the most?
Persona: What does my character's mask look like? How do they want others to see them, and how far are they willing to go to uphold this act? Do they know of it's existence, and do they willingly control it?
Shadow: If my character was allowed to act in the most selfish, destructive, immature way possible, what would they do? Is my character more likely to hide their negative traits, express them directly, project them into the real world, attempt to heal them, or just simply accept them?
Fear: What is it that my character is most afraid of when it comes to their own personal demons? Do they suffer from feelings of inadequacy, helplessness, worthlessness? Do they fear change, not having enough, being vulnerable, or maybe mourn lost opportunities?
Goal: If my character were to choose one of these as their ultimate goal, what do I think they would choose? The choices are dominance, growth, and acceptance.