fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here
I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged
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fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here
I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged
literally cannot stop laughing at this
#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)
The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.
man googling stuff kinda fucking sucks now huh
want a product recommendation? why not check out 13 lists in a row that are all sponsored by the companies that list their products on said lists. need advice on how to do with something? how about 11 sites that were just registered 2 months ago and all look virtually identical that have the same bits of advice listed. want computer help? well heres fixmypc2021.com and unfuckmycomputer.biz and windowshelpreal.info all listing the same basic troubleshooting steps like "restart your computer" or "download our malware ridden program" that dont help at all
do you know how much it hurts to have to add "reddit" to the end of all my search queries because its just about the only way i can guarantee ill encounter real people that have the same questions i do and not 58 articles all written by an AI program designed to catch the most amount of web traffic from google as possible?
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.
I see your posts tho.
Hazards of following me
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Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
Let’s dance. New comic on Tapas.
Read here
THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS
edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com
Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches
Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment
THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything
THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING
The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them
this is how harry styles sees the world
these seem like a truly necessary purchase
THE WAT GRANNY DIED TODAY. I am actually really sad. I hope she passed peacefully. True legend of memes. RIP WAT GRANDMA
A legend falls
Ah man :’(
2016’s officially gone too far
Cat with his own tiny helmet on a construction site!
(via Cat_The_Most)