Patron Saint Of Switchblade Fights

[everyteenager4free1]

[7dmom]

It is noble of you to follow lesser bloggers

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Most intriguing sentence ever

[segamascott]

[rebel-sqrrl]

Oh god...I'm struggling with heterosexual thoughts again...aaaugggh!! *white picket fences start emerging from every surface around me*

[slitherpunk]

anomalocaris is like the pikachu of the cambrian explosion

[everyteenager4free1]

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[halondrus]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[kosmogrl]

[benihana-circumcision]

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[medievaljournalist]

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks