What's Poppin'?

[notorious-posts]

[hershey]

battle cries and champagne just in time for sunrise

[thekwikemart]

[jonbutter]

this is the exact opposite of “can you kids lighten up a bit”

[jieguk-deactivated20180509]

[jbears13]

They’re always watching 🐻

[cs1734]

The cutest thing ever.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

[annyongchingu]

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

[seriousjones]

when you walk down the aisle to kiss your wife for the first time

later that night when you get to kiss her in your PJs

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[fantasyartwatch]

Dragons by John Park

[ruinedchildhood]

[spiritofally]

Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

[opticallyaddicted]

Vincenzo Lodigiani

Italian born designer and animator currently working in NY city.

[dianmz]

Ahhhh fuck fuck fuck.

[bughaze]

bumble booty always so sweet

[invertebrates]

BIG FAT BUTT

[ultrafacts]

Sources: [1] [2]

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[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[angelswithshatteredwingsneverfl]

[hopeless-92]