The Unusual World Of Zeberdee

Bark ! I am Zeberdee the hot dog. I was born about 930 dinners ago. I grew up in DogHattan. Since then i have moved to a new place. There aren’t as many rats like me here. All the humans think i am “cute”. they all touch my ears and pick me up. i like heights. i see myself as a bit of a base jumper. i have some boyfriends i play with - Oscar, Murphy, Hashbrown, LeeRoy. I also fight with this Russel Jack called Jinxy. He tries to body crush me but i just go for his floppy ears. i like my biscuits so much i usually swallow them whole. sunday early mornings are good for sniffing out burgers and fries. This dog blog is about the daily carnage i cause

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Would you like me to read your paw?

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This new house ain’t so bad

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Me and mumma racing through the mountains

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Me and my pretzel

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Which way to the beach?

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This is me ripping a chickens head off

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Has anyone heard of the Simpsons. It’s something that makes my mumma laugh. Mumma likes Mr. Burns and says I look like him in this picture

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Happy Valentine’s Day indeed

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This is mums favourite photo. I am modelling for mutts and hounds. Apparently I am the best looking sausage dog in the world. Mum wanted me dress me up in a jumper but I refused and said nothing can be touching my beautiful fur, only touching my collar - hence the bow tie. Mum calls me prince Zeberdee. I don’t know what the name means but it probably means I will get chicken for dinner instead of biscuits

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Chasing geikos is exhausting

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I find the human arm is often the best pillow. I wish it would just stay in one place though.

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Giving papa a driving lesson.

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Some days I just don’t want to walk. I just want to sit.

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Mumma has been letting me tunnel into her bed since we have been away from home. It’s warmer here and she says I am a good hot water bottle... whatever that is

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If birds can fly with their wings, why can’t I fly with my ears

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Back at home they call this time of year “fall”. I think it is because the leaves turn a different colour and fall off. It seems to get a bit colder when this happens. Mum tries to put material on my fur to keep me warm but I don’t like it

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At the next junction turn left