Known For Unwittingly Eavesdropping

Loves cute things, crude language, and rocks. Eternally confusing people with my name and face.

[undekaying-deactivated20240629]

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[sticksandsharks]

red like...

[sticksandsharks]

...and the rich scent of summer.

[sticksandsharks]

epicyon haydeni

(OC Kurkhoran from my GN I am so very slowly working on; this particular illustration is for an artbook I'm putting together for this story/setting!)

[sticksandsharks]

96 little guys for your consideration (and perhaps... purchase...)

[calllynx]

Drew another one

[sticksandsharks]

Birds of a Feather

[lilianlies]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[animentality]

[predstrogen]

every single person in the notes who even remotely knows who keffals is is saying "oh yeah, thats a good call"

[aidashakur]

[beemovieerotica]

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

[tdwhisperer]

That sentence started and ended in very different places

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

[bogleech]

Theres a bluesky blog that just posts the literal english translations of japanese Adult Video titles, and some are just horrifying while others are unexplainably so funny I couldnt breathe.