Kian

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

message to all babies: think before you think

[ilysmbutno]

Remember him?

[goldennprincess-deactivated2013]

Reblog and click on the picture.

Why, hello Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Delarosa Ramirez

Damn <3 

[dementorkissmycooch]

jeeezus

[nykdivinexo-blog-blog]

Oh My :3 <3 <3 <3

[destinyrush]

A hero without a cape

[nyshadidntbreakit]

Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.

She didn’t run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.

So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.

She’s not just an anonymous do-gooder; she’s an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.

[desiremyblack]

(via TumbleOn)

[actualdogvines]

“How she welcomes me home everyday. ❤️”

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

[humunanunga]

Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?

[target-service]

Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?

[humunanunga]

OH SHIT.

[dryan777]

Target is about to be the main antagonist y'all

[target-service]

@dryan777

[kaijuno]

a truck just stopped in the middle of the road in front of the house and they turned their headlights off wtf

[kaijuno]

they got out of the car with flashlights and walked the road and one of them in in the front yard now. they didn’t hit anything what are they doing??

[kaijuno]

hold the fuck up dudes there’s some shit going down hold up

[kaijuno]

okay okay hold on one of the guys lives down the street okay I feel a lot better now bc i know him

[kaijuno]

they came to the house so i grabbed one of my dads handguns and hid it in my waistband and when i answered the door the neighbor guy was asking for my dad but its just me here and okay all 3 of them looked SHOOK and they were like “uh there was some skinny naked dude running around in the road can we use the landline to call 911” bc theres no cell service out here and what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[kaijuno]

they described the guy as having shoulder length bleach blonde hair and that’s what one of the neighbors across the street looks like so i tried calling them and no one answered and so i called dad and he’s on his way home

[kaijuno]

911 is going to come by and sweep the woods

[kaijuno]

the police still haven’t shown up and okay dad just got home and was like “you hit him???” and neighbor dude was like “no???????” and dad was like “your car’s been hit” and so we all went and looked and the truck they parked in the road has been PROPER fucked by something like it’s been hit by something one of the headlights is in the ditch now and it’s leaking antifreeze but that doesn’t make sense bc no one’s been down this road it’s a dirt backroad and no one’s been down it since they turned the truck off and none of us heard anything hit it??????? i am freaked the FUCK out right now i am shaking so bad we’re waiting in the house for the police 

[kaijuno]

ALSO I JUST REALIZED there’d be skid marks if the truck was hit right??? there werent any. there werent any fucking skid marks oh my god

[kaijuno]

AN officer showed up and you could tell he was super apprehensive to search the woods alone after seeing the truck and hearing what happened so neighbor guy got his rifle out of his truck and dad grabbed one of his rifles and i still have the handgun and we’re preparing to search the woods because i do not want to be in the house alone and fuck my adrenaline is pumping and im worried because if it is my neighbor???? he’s a friend of the family??? and like what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[kaijuno]

we were out there for like 30 minutes and we found a trail of bare footprints and like broken branches and stuff like someone came stumbling through and there was one stick near the end of the trail that had broken and it had blood on the end of it and then the footprints just fucking stop. like there weren’t any trees within jumping distance or anythigng and the footprints just fuckign stopped and like every thign was dead silent the wind had stopped there weren’t any coyote noises or anythig it was just completely dead quiet and we got the fuckout of there because like it was so creepy and we went back to the house the blonde guy owns and his car wasn’t even there he’s not even home no one’s home im freakign the fuck out because who was it then

[kaijuno]

the police officer left and was like “just call if you see him again” and the neighbor and his two dudes left and its just me and dad now and its like eerily quiet in the house because honestly what the fuck… what the fucking fuck was that.., he said after he calms down a minute he’s gonna try to call our neighbor again and after that call the neighbors sister to see if she knows where he is

[kaijuno]

oh and yeah yeah they were able to start up the truck and they drove it home and they’re gonna take it in to a shop in the morning to see if anyone could figure out what the fuck happened to it

[kaijuno]

dad got ahold of his sister and he’s in fucking massachusetts visiting family for the holidays who was that in the fucking road

[kaijuno]

Okay okay when we woke up in the morning both of us has weird scratches on our arms and hands and i even had one on my nose that were like all bloody and like it couldn’t have been the woods because we wore coats and gloves????????? and neither of us have blood under our fingernails?? and we went and looked out where the truck was and there was nothing of note that we missed in the dark but when we went to find the trail again it was just gone. it hadn’t snowed or rained or anything and the stick with the blood was gone??? like someone came back and just took it?? what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[svenjaliv]

One with the Force.

In memory of Carrie Fisher. Thank you for being our badass space princess. May the Force be with you.

Don’t crop/edit/tweet and please reblog, don’t repost. Thank you!

[drakebarmitzva]

*points 2 my heart* when will the xkit guy fix….this….

[jacksmannequin]

@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

“mom im bleeding”

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

[theinturnetexplorer]

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

[ihavealavalamp]

anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two

[ihavealavalamp]

reblog Don’t santa for a drama-free holiday

[chicklikemeblog]

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

[fenchurchdent-blog]

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

[thebicker]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

[silverblueroses-blog]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[theslaybymic]

this is so great. fuck toxic masculinity. we need something like this stateside (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually

[tk40seven-deactivated20181215]

i love this so much

[colachampagnedad]

for all my quiet & reserved men going thru it i love u all

[queenstravelingdarling]

This!!!! Spread this message around. Crying is good!!!!

[meganmayday]

the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults