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@thevainwizard
I am the greatest wizard to ever live.
If you call that living…
You dare to question my methods of existence? I have reached the epitome of fulfillment. The summit of satisfaction. I have reached the peak of the mountain that is life and then ascended even that. There is none that have lived better than I. Truly you are a fool, to question that.
I am the greatest wizard to ever live.
Others proclaim that I should aquire servants to do my chores for me so that i have more time to focus on tasks of greater import. Shortsighted fools. How could a being such as myself ever trust another to do something as well as I can? I shalt wash mine own dishes with MY sacred water and magic soap and no inferior peasants shall lay a FINGER on my heirloom plates. They are grubby and not to be trusted.
After one smites enough foes into oblivion it DOES start to get rather boring
This foolish automated messager has sent me an advertisement for acquiring a partner in single women. I shall not open the clearly cursed link it sent me. I am currently using divination to find the senders location. Highly explosive fireballs will be sent to their location shortly.
Some people say that one shouldn't monologue gloatingly before viciously smiting their enemies down. To that I say, pah! Where's the fun in that? Where's the drama? The thematic appropriateness? The gloating monologue is the best part of a fight, and I will not deprive myself of it to increase my chances of victory like a LOSER.
A message to my fellow wizards, it is of the utmost and most severe importance that you begin to invest into your wizardly garmets. Too often I will see a fellow wizard be dressed in these dreary brown or black robes that on the whole look absolutely and utterly awful. What happened to color? What happened to style? And the only wizards who wear color anymore only wear it in relation to their element, which is both boring and a bad tactical decision. I used to see robes of great embroidery and embelishment, every wizard had a closet filled with just their pointy hats and shoes, beards were stylized instead of worn raggedy, and many rings and adornments were worn. I see this no longer. Wizards have forgotten the mandates of style. This saddens me greatly. So, to the wizards of the modern world I say, put great stock in your vestements! It will only benefit you.
When I press the follow button on your account, tis not because I am following you. Tis because I have deemed you worthy of following me.
Other wizards make motion in silence when I arrive, as they are fearful of my ire.
